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didea wrote:

Since I teach at DePaul, and in the same area, I'll keep an eye out for any Holmes exploits...

Please provide the class description when it comes out.

HOW TO BECOME A FULL TIME PART TIME SPORTS TALK RADIO HOST.

This course will delve into the world of sports talk radio and explain everything you shouldn't do in order to get a full time job as a host. We will talk about side jobs, sniffing players jocks and creating a bio of athletic accomplishment that makes you seem more qualified to talk sports.

-Females are encouraged to take this class as drinks after class might be provided.
-Female guests will be a large part of the class
-Field Trips!
-Potential for violence at any given moment by Professor.

Author:	orioleboy [ Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:02 pm ]
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..how long til he starts trotting in news babes as "guest lecturers"?

Author:	Brian's Mojito [ Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:57 pm ]
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Haterology 100?

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:03 pm ]
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I think it will be more entertaining when he uses drinky/Goff as a case study of how their degree will assist them in their chosen field.

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:03 pm ]
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Laurence...

Author:	badrogue17 [ Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:58 pm ]
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Cheryl Scott has always wanted to date an adjunct professor

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Author:	Curious Hair [ Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:07 pm ]
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At DePaul? Not Columbia? Okay.

Author:	FanOBrady [ Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:27 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote: Cheryl Scott has always wanted to date an adjunct professor Go to Cheryl's facebook page, it seems she has always wanted to date a man from Halsted and Belmont.

Author:	FanOBrady [ Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:34 pm ]
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badrogue17 wrote: Cheryl Scott has always wanted to date an adjunct professor No it appears she has always wanted to date someone who hangs on Belmont and Halsted, per her FB pics today.

Author:	WhiteAndProud [ Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:20 am ]
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I think we should keep all the young women talking Larrenho's class in our prayers. And not just the hot ones. All of them. He's really really desperate.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:42 am ]
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I want to take this class and see if even my shittiest essays come back with red-penned notes about how "really, really, really great" they were.

Author:	Dave In Champaign [ Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:43 am ]
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Curious Hair wrote: I want to take this class and see if even my shittiest essays come back with red-penned notes about how "really, really, really great" they were. Of course they would. But the second you graduated, he'd be giving lectures about the time someone was late for class and six students had to hold him back from dropping him. He's not gonna name names, of course, but let's just say the guy in question is a big DFW fan. He knows who he is. He's prolly listening right now. It's all good though.

Author:	good dolphin [ Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:27 pm ]
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I am going to audit this class and hand in a thread from this site in response to a writing assignment.

Author:	Spiral Stairs [ Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:56 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote: I am going to audit this class and hand in a thread from this site in response to a writing assignment. in that case, "Larry - congrats on all your new gigs and make sure not to bone any of your students or stab them."

Author:	WhiteAndProud [ Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:53 am ]
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If there is at least one female student in his class, it will be non-stop name drop and Uncle Ricoing. I predict that by the 3rd class all the women will be creeped out and drop the class, Larry will be left with a sausage fest and his plan to hit on naive co-eds will go down the crapper.

Author:	THE WIND SOCK [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:32 pm ]
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LOHO has morphed into the African American version of Tom Shaer. NBC 5 , radio, teacher, full of himself,not liked but thinks he is.

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Author:	didea [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:53 am ]
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Since I teach at DePaul, and in the same area, I'll keep an eye out for any Holmes exploits...

Author:	Curious Hair [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:55 am ]
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Make sure there's a third person in the elevator with you so he can't stab you. (I'm presuming you are white.)

Author:	bigfan [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:48 pm ]
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didea wrote: Since I teach at DePaul, and in the same area, I'll keep an eye out for any Holmes exploits... Please provide the class description when it comes out. HOW TO BECOME A FULL TIME PART TIME SPORTS TALK RADIO HOST. This course will delve into the world of sports talk radio and explain everything you shouldn't do in order to get a full time job as a host. We will talk about side jobs, sniffing players jocks and creating a bio of athletic accomplishment that makes you seem more qualified to talk sports. -Females are encouraged to take this class as drinks after class might be provided. -Female guests will be a large part of the class -Field Trips! -Potential for violence at any given moment by Professor.

Author:	WhiteAndProud [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:02 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: didea wrote: Since I teach at DePaul, and in the same area, I'll keep an eye out for any Holmes exploits... Please provide the class description when it comes out. HOW TO BECOME A FULL TIME PART TIME SPORTS TALK RADIO HOST. This course will delve into the world of sports talk radio and explain everything you shouldn't do in order to get a full time job as a host. We will talk about side jobs, sniffing players jocks and creating a bio of athletic accomplishment that makes you seem more qualified to talk sports. -Females are encouraged to take this class as drinks after class might be provided. -Female guests will be a large part of the class -Field Trips! -Potential for violence at any given moment by Professor. HAHAHAHA In addition to the $15/class he'll get, he'll probably also get to work out at the DePaul gym. I GUARANTEE YOU that he will hit the gym right before every class so that he can workout for a half-hour and get a shower, so that the first thing he can talk about when he gets into class is how hard a workout he just had - in meticulously specific details. He'll also probably mention how much weight he's lost and will get into his catcher stance at least twice during the semester.

Author:	WhiteAndProud [ Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:22 pm ]
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Plus, can you imagine if he sees a male student flirting with a female student he likes? Every time that kid opens his mouth in class, Professor Holmes will sarcastically put down every one of that kids opinions and probably make fun of how he looks.