Seriously? Unless I misheard it and it's "The Bisquick".

DUDE! HE NAMED HIS KID AFTER A SANDWICH!

Literally, he is in love with the Reuben sandwich - he started a blog where he goes around the country reviewing Reubens:

http://thereubenblog.blogspot.com/

Seriously? Unless I misheard it and it's "The Bisquick".

Seriously? Unless I misheard it and it's "The Bisquick".

Good question. What kindof nickname--or moniker--is Mini Ditka? Or Urlacher's Missing Neck, for that matter?

Good question. What kindof nickname--or moniker--is Mini Ditka? Or Urlacher's Missing Neck, for that matter?

I think "Mini Ditka" is code for penus.

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Probably because its the guy's wife and is a stupid question to begin with.

I am all for hearing zero about these guys' personal lives. If you have a personal story that pertains to the topic or is genuinely entertaining that is 1 thing. Your kid playing hockey in the basement or eating exotic seafood, what you had for dinner with your girlfriend or wife, what movie you watched and with whom, what your nicknames are for your significant other are ALL as bad as listening to North talk about his fucking dog. Even the parody songs are better than this unnecessary personal life talk.

.....back to the topic at hand. If the host didn't divulge this unnecessary information in the first place there would be no one asking stupid questions about it.

I am all for hearing zero about these guys' personal lives. If you have a personal story that pertains to the topic or is genuinely entertaining that is 1 thing. Your kid playing hockey in the basement or eating exotic seafood, what you had for dinner with your girlfriend or wife, what movie you watched and with whom, what your nicknames are for your significant other are ALL as bad as listening to North talk about his fucking dog. Even the parody songs are better than this unnecessary personal life talk.

.....back to the topic at hand. If the host didn't divulge this unnecessary information in the first place there would be no one asking stupid questions about it.

i am a fan of the reuben minus the 1k island....

That's not a Reuben. It's a corned beef sandwich with cheese and sauerkraut.

you may be right..don't forget the marble rye

[Matt's] a hungry man.... but [he] don't want pizza

DUDE! HE NAMED HIS KID AFTER A SANDWICH!

Literally, he is in love with the Reuben sandwich - he started a blog where he goes around the country reviewing Reubens:

http://thereubenblog.blogspot.com/

I skipped your post for obvious reasons, but one of them was that I thought it was a joke.

It's not. He links to spiegel's websites.

exactly.... don't mention it and it won't be referenced...and i am a fan of the reuben minus the 1k island....but monte criso is much better.

what movie you watched and with whom

I am all for hearing zero about these guys' personal lives. If you have a personal story that pertains to the topic or is genuinely entertaining that is 1 thing. Your kid playing hockey in the basement or eating exotic seafood, what you had for dinner with your girlfriend or wife, what movie you watched and with whom, what your nicknames are for your significant other are ALL as bad as listening to North talk about his fucking dog. Even the parody songs are better than this unnecessary personal life talk.

.....back to the topic at hand. If the host didn't divulge this unnecessary information in the first place there would be no one asking stupid questions about it.