Oh he was a fisherman all right...
Fishing for compliments...
"Oh, I'm the son of god and worship me"
"Eat me"
"I am the light"
"What would Jesus do"
Sure thing Jesus. Whatever you say, pal.
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| Author: | Mini Ditka [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
On today's show Danny Mac claimed that Jesus was a Jewish fisherman. Danny Mac, are you unfamiliar with his profession as a Jewish carpenter? Maybe you only heard that a couple of his disciples were fisherman or maybe you need to read the Lego Bible and ask yourself, "Who Ya Crappin' Danny Mac?" |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
http://www.thestoryofjesus.com/part4_30.html true...but also open for interpretation. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Oh he was a fisherman all right... Fishing for compliments... "Oh, I'm the son of god and worship me" "Eat me" "I am the light" "What would Jesus do" Sure thing Jesus. Whatever you say, pal.
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Gonna say everyone did some fishin back in the day. Good way to eat! |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Wait a minute....Jesus was Jewish? 
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
I wonder if Jesus was a carpenter and he gave an estimate on a job,who would squabble with the price? Jesus: That dinner table is going to run you 350. Customer: 350? My God,who do you think you are?. Jesus: You just answered that. |
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| Author: | Phil McCracken [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
jimmypasta wrote: I wonder if Jesus was a carpenter and he gave an estimate on a job,who would squabble with the price? Jesus: That dinner table is going to run you 350. Customer: 350? My God,who do you think you are?. Jesus: You just answered that.  You crack me up sometimtes james
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
jimmypasta wrote: I wonder if Jesus was a carpenter and he gave an estimate on a job,who would squabble with the price? Jesus: That dinner table is going to run you 350. Customer: 350? My God,who do you think you are?. Jesus: You just answered that. Uhmm, Jesus was kind of an asshole, thats why he was killed. Look it up, not my opinion, but man does it piss some people off. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
BF....WOW...I hope you mean this guy: 
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Nope, I mean the guy who thought Passover was too "commercialized" and decided to screw with merchants, which pissed of the romans because less commerce resulted in less taxes. Nothing trumps religion like wallet my man! |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
bigfan wrote: jimmypasta wrote: I wonder if Jesus was a carpenter and he gave an estimate on a job,who would squabble with the price? Jesus: That dinner table is going to run you 350. Customer: 350? My God,who do you think you are?. Jesus: You just answered that. Uhmm, Jesus was kind of an asshole, thats why he was killed. Look it up, not my opinion, but man does it piss some people off. I thought you had your Alou's mixed up. Moises was the guy with the "piss" issue. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Not in Moises mind |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 8:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Phil McCracken wrote: Wait a minute....Jesus was Jewish? Don't tell Tim Tebow. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:07 pm ] |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
I love religion class at the CFSMB. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Q.Bovifs wrote: bigfan wrote: jimmypasta wrote: I wonder if Jesus was a carpenter and he gave an estimate on a job,who would squabble with the price? Jesus: That dinner table is going to run you 350. Customer: 350? My God,who do you think you are?. Jesus: You just answered that. Uhmm, Jesus was kind of an asshole, thats why he was killed. Look it up, not my opinion, but man does it piss some people off. The Joos took him out right after he fucked with the money. Actually the Romans took him out after he fucked with the money. Oh I forgot the factual history of the bible should never be questioned, those trial and jailing records of the romans should be ignored. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
they brought in some jewish women from the sauganash park neighborhood to teach the kids at Queen of All Saints about religion in the early days of political correctness |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
The whole thing is really not that different from today. Guy named Herod controlled all the merchandise coming into the port. The Romans took a tax on that. Jewish people had the passover holiday, lotsa merchants, Romans promoted it as they took tax on it. Some guy named Jesus came in and protested that the holiday was not about the meaning of the holiday but became about making money, tried to cause some disturbances and was locked up in the Roman jail, tried and found guilty by Pilate. Then a group of his followers would protest for him and blah blah blah Guy named Marshall Fields starts selling sweaters, shirts, etc on State St for Xmas, some guy comes up and starts flipping the tables over because the meaning of Xmas was lost and is all about the money. Mr. Fields complains to Mr Daley that this guy named Joe is driving customers away on the busiest day of the year and he can't pay the street tax for setting up his tables. Mayor Daley would have this guy Joe locked up in a second. Then someone would protest him being locked up....blah blah and there you have it. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
good dolphin wrote: they brought in some jewish women from the sauganash park neighborhood to teach the kids at Queen of All Saints about religion in the early days of political correctness That must be where Eric Bolling learned his money-grubbing ways. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
I'm not sure how much work he acutally did. If someone told me that I was the son of god I wouldnt be up at the crack of dawn with my hammer and nails. I would sleep in, turn some old bread into pancakes, turn some water into fresh OJ and turn some dried donkey meat into bacon. After breakfast I would chill until 3 or so and then go to some prophet stuff. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
He did enough to eat, then he was the first guy to pass the plate! |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Water into wine...Why not stale bread into a stuffed pizza....I mean,C'MON! |
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Wow, can't wait until Kid and Ivan read this. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
spmack wrote: Wow, can't wait until Kid and Ivan read this. Why is there a Sam Jackson animated GIF you have not seen yet? |
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| Author: | spmack [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
bigfan wrote: spmack wrote: Wow, can't wait until Kid and Ivan read this. Why is there a Sam Jackson animated GIF you have not seen yet?
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
good dolphin wrote: I love religion class at the CFSMB. It's definitely a thing, I'll agree with that. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:47 am ] |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
bigfan wrote: The whole thing is really not that different from today. Guy named Herod controlled all the merchandise coming into the port. The Romans took a tax on that. Jewish people had the passover holiday, lotsa merchants, Romans promoted it as they took tax on it. Some guy named Jesus came in and protested that the holiday was not about the meaning of the holiday but became about making money, tried to cause some disturbances and was locked up in the Roman jail, tried and found guilty by Pilate. Then a group of his followers would protest for him and blah blah blah Guy named Marshall Fields starts selling sweaters, shirts, etc on State St for Xmas, some guy comes up and starts flipping the tables over because the meaning of Xmas was lost and is all about the money. Mr. Fields complains to Mr Daley that this guy named Joe is driving customers away on the busiest day of the year and he can't pay the street tax for setting up his tables. Mayor Daley would have this guy Joe locked up in a second. Then someone would protest him being locked up....blah blah and there you have it. This would make a great next edition of "Drunk History" on Funny or Die. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
spmack wrote: Wow, can't wait until Kid and Ivan read this. I read it. I don't really have much to say. This is kinda what tends to happen here, as Dolphin and Don Tiny eluded. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Jesus was a Jewish Fisherman??? |
Shuttlesworth didnt look Jewish to me |
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