12/26: Guess Who's Hosting Today?

SHARK · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:05 am

We hear so much of him on The SCORE either at 6P weeknights, or whenever he sits in for either Terry Boers or Dan Bernstein. We also hear him constantly mention NBC5, as well as meteorologist Cheryl Scott, whom he works with Saturday & Sunday nights on the newscast with Dick Johnson & Lauren Jiggetts.

Hide the women & children...With Mac & Spiegs both away today, guess who's hosting their show between NOW & 1:15P this afternoon?

As Bears' HC Lovie Smith would say...

"Laurence, Laurence, Laurence..."

You've been warned.

Brick · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:05 am

Bob Barker?

SHARK · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:07 am

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Bob Barker?

No! It's LAURENCE!!!

Brick · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:08 am

Martin Lawrence?

SHARK · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:10 am

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Martin Lawrence?

I'm surprised his sitcom lasted that long in the '90s.

Laurence Holmes is subbing today for Mac & Spiegs. You've been warned.

Don Tiny · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:17 am

Lawrence Welk?

SHARK · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:18 am

Don Tiny wrote:

Lawrence Welk?

Wishful thinking...

Tad Queasy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:33 am

So now you're doing this in this section, too?

SHARK · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:38 am

Tad Queasy wrote:

So now you're doing this in this section, too?

Nobody started a thread...

Tad Queasy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:42 am

and this seemed like the best opportunity you'd have today to list various hosts on Ch. 5.

Unfortunately, the alternative to Laurence on AM1000 is Jeff Dickerson and Sarah Spain. Sara sounds worse than usual, like she got six cartons of Marlboros for Christmas and already smoked them all.

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Killer V · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 10:54 am

Tad Queasy wrote:

and this seemed like the best opportunity you'd have today to list various hosts on Ch. 5.

Unfortunately, the alternative to Laurence on AM1000 is Jeff Dickerson and Sarah Spain. Sara sounds worse than usual, like she got six cartons of Marlboros for Christmas and already smoked them all.

Are they streaming.......a picture of her best assets?

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:30 am

Laurence W. Holmes showing Mac & Spiegs how it's done today...

Brick · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 11:35 am

Laurence just said he'd take Cutler over Stafford. Is there any viable case for that type of stance?

No Clever Moniker · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:03 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Laurence just said he'd take Cutler over Stafford. Is there any viable case for that type of stance?

Give him another 20 minutes, he'll either contradict himself or argue down a caller taking the same stance.

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:33 pm

Hater Wednesday!

LET'S GO!!!!!!!

The Original Kid Cairo · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:41 pm

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hater Wednesday!

LET'S GO!!!!!!!

Hi Ivan. Enjoy everything yesterday? Hope it was blessed for you and yours.

bigfan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:51 pm

Heard Larry talk about that book he wrote, "Blood, Sweat and Chalk*" for about the 15th time and I went click. Went to the Vanilla and Hot Pink AM 100 JD and Spain show.

*He really didnt write it, but when he finds something he thinks is cool or unique (twice a year) he talks about it every chance he gets out of his night time cellar.

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:52 pm

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hater Wednesday!

LET'S GO!!!!!!!

Hi Ivan. Enjoy everything yesterday? Hope it was blessed for you and yours.

It was. Same to you, friend.

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:52 pm

bigfan wrote:

Heard Larry talk about that book he wrote, "Blood, Sweat and Chalk*" for about the 15th time and I went click. Went to the Vanilla and Hot Pink AM 100 JD and Spain show.

*He really didnt write it, but when he finds something he thinks is cool or unique (twice a year) he talks about it every chance he gets out of his night time cellar.

You can't get enough of Laurence, can you?

Big fan, indeed...

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 12:59 pm

there was a great moment just now... a caller gives laurence a jingle ready to troll, coming out of the gate saying "hey larry..." and then going on to ask if he's the same laurence holmes on NBC 5. lol. 'twas a beautiful way to take a shot at "larry" and make fun of his self-aggrandizing ways (see biggie's book thing)

of course, the laurence holmes ALS is out in full force so the next caller sought favor with dear leader by tossing in a quick/improv "YEAH I'M DEFINITELY HATING ON THAT LAST CALLER CALLING YOU LARRY" and then blah blah blah... so right b4 the break laurence goes on this little diatribe about how his parents named him laurence for a reason and while many nicknames ARE acceptible, "larry" is unacceptable...

if the callers had any balls the next ~5 callers would start off with "hey larry" just to prove a point.... but this is the score which means that the lines are prolly 66-75% laurence holmes ALS. c'est la vie.

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:02 pm

sinicalypse wrote:

there was a great moment just now... a caller gives laurence a jingle ready to troll, coming out of the gate saying "hey larry..." and then going on to ask if he's the same laurence holmes on NBC 5. lol. 'twas a beautiful way to take a shot at "larry" and make fun of his self-aggrandizing ways (see biggie's book thing)

of course, the laurence holmes ALS is out in full force so the next caller sought favor with dear leader by tossing in a quick/improv "YEAH I'M DEFINITELY HATING ON THAT LAST CALLER CALLING YOU LARRY" and then blah blah blah... so right b4 the break laurence goes on this little diatribe about how his parents named him laurence for a reason and while many nicknames ARE acceptible, "larry" is unacceptable...

if the callers had any balls the next ~5 callers would start off with "hey larry" just to prove a point.... but this is the score which means that the lines are prolly 66-75% laurence holmes ALS. c'est la vie.

SHARK · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:02 pm

Keeping Score wrote:

I miss Mac.

Out all week, and I think the first 2 days next week when we say goodbye to 2012 and hello to 2013.

SHARK · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:12 pm

The "Surgeon of Sound", as Mac calls him and the guy who sounds like Ryan Seacrest sit in tomorrow in this time slot. It's the team of Ben Finfer & the Daily Herald's Barry Rozner tomorrow on the "Mac & Spiegs Show", while Laurence sits in with Dan Bernstein on the "Boers & Bernstein Show". You've been warned.

Krazy Ivan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:14 pm

Did yoy actually listen today, SHARK? Laurence did a good job filling in...

Franky T · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 2:19 pm

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Did yoy actually listen today, SHARK? Laurence did a good job filling in...

bigfan · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:34 pm

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Did yoy actually listen today, SHARK? Laurence did a good job filling in...

Please explain why he did a good job? The Inspirational Hater Wednesday?

I have tried to listen to this segment, just to get the fun bad laugh...and nothing! It is the best example of someone trying to force something on an audience for the sole reason, they thought of it.

Ya Know watta mean?

Frank Coztansa · **Posted:** Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:35 pm

bigfan wrote:

I have tried to listen to this segment, just to get the fun bad laugh...and nothing! It is the best example of someone trying to force something on an audience for the sole reason, they thought of it.

Ya Know watta mean?

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bigfan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Did yoy actually listen today, SHARK? Laurence did a good job filling in...

Please explain why he did a good job? The Inspirational Hater Wednesday?

I have tried to listen to this segment, just to get the fun bad laugh...and nothing! It is the best example of someone trying to force something on an audience for the sole reason, they thought of it.

Ya Know watta mean?

You mean you didn't like the passisve aggressiveness towards Les?

At least he had the Bears insight about Emery being on the sidelines Sunday. When asked if that was common, Sir had no answer for the question.

Brian's Mojito · **Posted:** Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:23 am

Seacrest wasted little time ripping the Bears and building up the Lions -- nothing to hear here. Punched the button.

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