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Author:  Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:52 pm ]
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Wow. I guess he's not a spokesman for the industry.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:54 pm ]
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It happens

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Author:  Telegram Sam [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:55 pm ]
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Yesterday he mentioned that he loved a good massage. Immediately, involuntarily, I began to wonder if there is an unwritten cost-to-surface-area ratio within the massage industry.

Author:  Brick [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:55 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Yesterday he mentioned that he loved a good massage. Immediately, involuntarily, I began to wonder if there is an unwritten cost-to-surface-area ratio within the massage industry.
There is not, but like an airline flight, you are required to purchase a second table.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 3:07 pm ]
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He says he used to be a lot bigger...

Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:15 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
He says he used to be a lot bigger...


5+ bills.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:16 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
He says he used to be a lot bigger...


5+ bills.


Yeah, that's what I heard. I'd have him at 340 or 350 these days...

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:17 pm ]
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Wait, wait, wait just a minute....he had Gastric-Bypass surgery and he's still that huge?

Something isn't right, here.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:19 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Wait, wait, wait just a minute....he had Gastric-Bypass surgery and he's still that huge?

Something isn't right, here.



He lost like 150 pounds. Take into account that he doesn't eat right or exerceise. The staples can only do so much...

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:19 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Wait, wait, wait just a minute....he had Gastric-Bypass surgery and he's still that huge?

Something isn't right, here.



He lost like 150 pounds. Take into account that he doesn't eat right or exerceise. The staples can only do so much...

Alot of people that have that surgery end up putting the weight back on. I've heard it's fairly easy to do.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:21 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Alot of people that have that surgery end up putting the weight back on. I've heard it's fairly easy to do.


Yeah, and it's a pretty miserable eating existence when you can't have soda or drink water with your meal for some period of time after eating (from what I hear - could have that wrong).

Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:26 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
Wait, wait, wait just a minute....he had Gastric-Bypass surgery and he's still that huge?

Something isn't right, here.



He lost like 150 pounds. Take into account that he doesn't eat right or exerceise. The staples can only do so much...


The stomach can grow back around the staples or just stretch enough so that enough food can be taken in. Same with lapbanding and such.

The surgery isn't a silver bullet, if you have it and continue to eat like a pig and not exercise you will continue to be fat and even get fatter.

Your body is a clever beast.

Author:  pittmike [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:48 pm ]
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My friend had GB and went from near 5 spins to 200. It works Spiegs must be doing something wrong.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:43 pm ]
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he eats too much and not often enough. if he would take what he normally eats and divide half of that into 8 sections and eat those regularly throughout the day his entire world would be supreme because i know his body best.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:24 pm ]
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I wonder if he ever had this happen to him:

http://jezebel.com/5974041/lets-talk-about-why-al-roker-shit-his-pants-at-the-white-house

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:35 pm ]
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Step 1: Stand on sidewalk
Step 2: Lift right leg
Step 3: place right foot down 16 inches in front of where it used to be.
Step 4: Lift left leg
step 5: place left leg down 16 inches in front of where the right foot is
Step 6: repeat thousands of times per day

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:48 pm ]
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Why walk when you can do this:

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Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:25 pm ]
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How about I do you a favor upside your head?

Author:  schmitty1121 [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:38 pm ]
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On the issue of weight, what does his wife look like? I keep hearing him call her the biscuit, and that leads me to think she is large. It's not a good nickname for a women.

Author:  T-Bone [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:48 pm ]
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schmitty1121 wrote:
On the issue of weight, what does his wife look like? I keep hearing him call her the biscuit, and that leads me to think she is large. It's not a good nickname for a women.


There were photos of her on here at one point from one of the roasts. Personally I thought Spiegs outkicked
his coverage. She was a pretty nice looking lady overall, of course it has been a while since I've seen the
photo but I remember that as being my initial reaction. Thought the same thing of Mac's wife.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:51 pm ]
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He has said she can eat a lot for such a small person, whatever that means.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:55 pm ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
He has said she can eat a lot for such a small person, whatever that means.


It probably means she has a high metabolism.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:56 pm ]
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schmitty1121 wrote:
On the issue of weight, what does his wife look like?

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Author:  Don Tiny [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:32 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
he eats too much and not often enough. if he would take what he normally eats and divide half of that into 8 sections and eat those regularly throughout the day his entire world would be supreme because i know his body best.


Would you say that his body is a Wonderland?

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:43 pm ]
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i would say his body is wonderFULL! what a stud. hes so quirky too. i just wanna give him a big bear hug and smell his tit sweat

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:45 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
He has said she can eat a lot for such a small person, whatever that means.


It probably means she has a high metabolism.


yes. metabolism. aka penis

Author:  Darkside [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:45 pm ]
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It's a little too much to have Speegs tell me to chew gum instead of eating.

I'm not skinny or anything but it begs the question... "Really? Really, dude?"

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Jan 14, 2013 11:30 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
It's a little too much to have Speegs tell me to chew gum instead of eating.

I'm not skinny or anything but it begs the question... "Really? Really, dude?"


i felt the same way when i had to listen to his slingbox speech ads, and literally not 3 minutes later hes complaining to mac about how he had no way to watch two games at once on his tv at home. i think the producer even mentioned it sounded like he needed a slingbox, and meatpants changed the subject faster then my dick inside mila kunises coochy.

i think that was the last time i ever listened to meatpockets. seems like a great guy and all, but listening to his ideas is like a cat lady watching downton abby. she doesnt have to do anything it just pisses me off because its a cat lady watching downton abby.

whats the real kicker is the slingbox actually is good! you need satellite or cable, with a lot of travel time for it to be justified, but the product itself isnt anything stupid. theyre not a hard sell, but of course when you have a book worm try to schmooze it always results in cat ladies watching downton abby.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:19 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
It's a little too much to have Speegs tell me to chew gum instead of eating.

I'm not skinny or anything but it begs the question... "Really? Really, dude?"


Still can't beat when Fred Huebner was simultaneously endorsing some weight-loss pill and Dunkin' Donuts.

Author:  Buster [ Tue Jan 15, 2013 11:33 pm ]
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Spiegel has his arm around a blonde woman in the roast pic. That woman is McNeil's wife

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