I will be listening

Jurko is in at 7 am today on the day after the favorite team of his lifetime won a championship.

Has it been confirmed yet that princess candyman was tired last night and bailed in the 2nd period?

Has it been confirmed yet that princess candyman was tired last night and bailed in the 2nd period?

WHOA....WHOA.....WHOA....


What? Did Meat really bail? Where did you hear this? Is he even coming in to work today? I know the Mac and Meat Show is a part-time gig but he still has an obligation to fulfill.

Except for Mac and Meat, those two clowns can't seem find their way to the studio on a consistent basis! What is the deal with that? Anyways, let us pray Mac isn't in bed sleeping off an O'Douls hangover, clothed in nothing but a jock strap and an old Eric Daze sweater. I bet MeatPants will be there, maybe, I think...who knows. I'm sure he had to become Chad Kroger, last night so maybe his voice is shot and he's at home, pizza in his lap, slathered in ranch, rolled up like a giant taco, with a scarf around his neck and a glass of honey tea on the stand. With his favorite ripped boxers on and nothing else. Who knows, who really knows....all I know is day deece two guyz better be in to take us to FunkyTown and lead us in glorious celebration.

-HOCKEY
-Gambling talk as Mac probably lost a mortgage payment or two on the game.
-Textbooks will be out, tests will be given.
-Traps will be set for the evil and duplicitous BernSTINE, tread carefully, Meat!
-Giddy, happy and totally pumped is the vibe today. Nothing can stop the train as talk off a back to back run is discussed
-"Train" talk leads to awkward schlong talk from Mac. Meat eats a hotdog.
-Baseball? Trade deadline, probably.
-Interviews from people who are tired of giving interviews.
-Hopefully a prank call to Mut and Merloni to spice the proceedings up.
-All sorts of "Score Hockey Experts" will be called in....like That Producer Guy, Roz, Rosenbloom, Another Producer Guy....maybe Goff calls in in tell us that he knew all along and that we best believe. Why the fuck not.
-BernSTINE's kids youth hockey coach is also called onto the show. He's good, you can tell his influence 1-6. Ship it, dude.

That's it, folks, that's all. Hockey, hockey and more hockey. We asked for it, though, our hockey hero's have won again...made us proud and now advance to a month of drunken hijinks.

Listen or don't, it's your loss...this is the best show on The Score, deal with it.

We're getting a heavy dose of the Spiegel slow, breathless-awe voice today.

Spiegel's breathing is eerily similar to Gandolfini's on the last few seasons of the Sopranos.

We're getting a heavy dose of the Spiegel slow, breathless-awe voice today.

Spiegel's breathing is eerily similar to Gandolfini's on the last few seasons of the Sopranos.

Finally, their ignorance of the greatness of the 2005 White Sox is willful and contumacious evidence of Mac's disdain for baseball in general and Spiegel's disdain for the Sox in particular.

Irish Bill is a moron. Calls in just to take a not-so-veiled shot at some great Bulls teams. And Mac and Meat entertain it. There's so much wrong with his contention that this Hawks team is the best Chicago team since the '85 Bears, I don't know where to begin. This Hawks team isn't close to as good as the one that won the Cup in 2010. Every hockey fan knows that. With cap rules you aren't likely to see a team as good as that one anytime soon. Big Chief MacHawk should know that. I know Zawaski knows it.

And then, I'm not sure how you compare across sports, but the Bulls had some great teams. And Meat is just wrong in citing the 72-10 team which wasn't better than the first threepeat teams when Jordan was at his absolute peak.

Finally, their ignorance of the greatness of the 2005 White Sox is willful and contumacious evidence of Mac's disdain for baseball in general and Spiegel's disdain for the Sox in particular. A 99 win team that rolled through the playoff at 11-1. And four complete games to take the pennant is something that we likely won't see again.

Spiegel's breathing is eerily similar to Gandolfini's on the last few seasons of the Sopranos.

Damn, I had to to look that up. I don't think I ever heard that word before.

Given recent events, it could be a lot worse for him.

Irish Bill is a moron. Calls in just to take a not-so-veiled shot at some great Bulls teams. And Mac and Meat entertain it. There's so much wrong with his contention that this Hawks team is the best Chicago team since the '85 Bears, I don't know where to begin. This Hawks team isn't close to as good as the one that won the Cup in 2010. Every hockey fan knows that. With cap rules you aren't likely to see a team as good as that one anytime soon. Big Chief MacHawk should know that. I know Zawaski knows it.

And then, I'm not sure how you compare across sports, but the Bulls had some great teams. And Meat is just wrong in citing the 72-10 team which wasn't better than the first threepeat teams when Jordan was at his absolute peak.

Finally, their ignorance of the greatness of the 2005 White Sox is willful and contumacious evidence of Mac's disdain for baseball in general and Spiegel's disdain for the Sox in particular. A 99 win team that rolled through the playoff at 11-1. And four complete games to take the pennant is something that we likely won't see again.

Meat with a barb at Mutt and Merloni! Dumping on Boston and their poor sports prospects, atta boy!