spmack wrote:
Spiegel to Holmes: "You've got a weird vowel issue"
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
spmack wrote: Spiegel to Holmes: "You've got a weird vowel issue"
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
for some reason when i see laurence in that suit this song comes to mind for an ominous soundtrack atmosphere. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Seems like a lot of gravity for Matty (saggy). But +250 seems like too big of an underdog. Have you seen his Frankenstein stage dance gif....? That's so money. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Everything on Spiegs at +250. Not even a close match! |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
JERRY: Elaine, Who do you think would win in a fight between me and ah, gorgeous George here. ELAINE: You mean in a real Fight Fight? JERRY: Mona a Baldo. ELAINE: George. GEORGE: Ah-Ha! JERRY: Why? ELAINE: George fights dirty. JERRY: Really? What would you do? GEORGE: Pull hair, Poke eyes, Groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do. Could totally see Leery doing whatever he had to do... |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
...and losing |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:21 pm ] |
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By the time it was over, Spiegel would be saying "I geve! I geve!" |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
He would be singing "I am the Champion" and using correct annunciation with perfect pitch. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
What is Spiegs? Like 6 foot, 325 I would guess based on the pictures I've seen. Larry is probably 5'6, 180. Neither of them are fighters. Because of that, always take the bigger guy. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Beardown, you seen that Frankenstein gif of Matt on stage? Scary stuff. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Beardown wrote: What is Spiegs? Like 6 foot, 325 I would guess based on the pictures I've seen. Larry is probably 5'6, 180. Neither of them are fighters. Because of that, always take the bigger guy. Leary is close to being a pro athlete! |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
You would have to set it at Leary -250/Pantalones de Carne +220. If a line was -220/+250, you could scalp it, and lock in profit, no matter the outcome. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Yeah. Saw it. Look at that Spiegel, though. He's insulted drinky, Larry, Goff and Bernstein on the air. Taking on Bernstein and all of his soldiers. Only one at the Score to ever do that. If your looking for a bad match up for Spiegel, drinky would kill him in a fight. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Chus wrote: You would have to set it at Leary -250/Pantalones de Carne +220. If a line was -220/+250, you could scalp it, and lock in profit, no matter the outcome. I'm going to have to check with Mac to see if you're right. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Speigs would be out of breath in 4 minutes. Larry works out (You guys should know this!) He kicks Spiegels ass by round 2. |
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| Author: | Buster [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
which one is the least effeminate...very tough call |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
"You never knocked me down,LEAR,you never knocked me down" |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
You all are acting like Meat would actually engage in a physical altercation. He would back away and away from it and if ultimately pushed over the top he would go from 0 to 90 in a split second, start slapping at 100 mph cat fight style, hyperventilate and eventually pass out from that or general fatigue. He mentioned not too long ago about having multiple people sing the lead at their shows. He claims they hit the notes better but he knows its fatigue. This fight never happens. Imagine Heyman fighting a clone of heyman. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
i love how laurence took the NBC SNF staring lineup thing just to have a segment where he can proclaim that he graduated from depaul whilst all of his underlings have lesser collegiate credentials. subtle! |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
OOH DAMN. laurence reminds us that he's depaul quality, and then it's on with the pre-taped matt bowen segment. how do i know this? it's not on the homerun inn pizza hotline or whatever. i love my stats canned. |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
rogers park bryan wrote: spmack wrote: Spiegel to Holmes: "You've got a weird vowel issue" And you have a weird eating issue, fatpants! |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Juiced wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: spmack wrote: Spiegel to Holmes: "You've got a weird vowel issue" And you have a weird eating issue, fatpants! more like a weird bowel issue. 10k calories per day has to do a number on one's digestive system. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
I wasn't talking physical confrontation I was talking with the Battle of life |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
On by the way, no bullshit, Laurence looks great in that suit He's like a black Justin Timberlake (tougher) |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Sir should paint two triangles above a squiggly line on the back of his head, walk backwards and say that he is a jacko-0-lantern on halloween |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
good dolphin wrote: Sir should paint two triangles above a squiggly line on the back of his head, walk backwards and say that he is a jacko-0-lantern on halloween Laurence's head is round enough for that to work. 
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence (-220) vs. Meatpants (+250) |
Tad Queasy wrote: good dolphin wrote: Sir should paint two triangles above a squiggly line on the back of his head, walk backwards and say that he is a jacko-0-lantern on halloween Laurence's head is round enough for that to work. Good grief. |
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