sinicalypse wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
"I used to bang Ginger Zee" is a pretty great pickup line.
...until the chick laughs and says "you're hilarious, laurence!"
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Drafts. |
What is this? Is this just "dude I am totes out of ideas. I got nothing. Let's just play a game of catagories." Oh... and Echoes? REALLY? Dear christ on a pinwheel you can't possibly be serious. The segment makes my blood angry but that... that was... just... AAAARRGG |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
they should nick that segment from colbert called "formidable opponent" where colbert debates himself on an issue via reversing the picture. ...because comeon, who wouldn't want to see the wario version of mac? |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
I disagree. I like the drafts. Good banter. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
Drafts are good once or twice a week. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
Only if you post them later so then can be discussed further and broken down for all of America |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
i think it's nigh time to have a drafts draft. what draft do you think goes #1 in the draft? who are the sleepers in the later rounds? WHERE OH WHERE IS ADAM HOG WHEN WE NEED HIM?!!?!? |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
Adam Hog is gonna do a Best New Music 2014 draft without having heard the albums yet, or bands whose existence hasn't been verified. Hard not to go with the greatest hits from Deathbucket, entitled Best of the 'Bucket. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
Curious Hair wrote: Adam Hog is gonna do a Best New Music 2014 draft I'd be worse than Shep in that draft. Couldn't even go one round. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
I can picture ADAM HOG heading to whatever wicker park / bucktown / etc bar that that ilk goes to when you're meeting up rongey for a drink and literally out of nowhere where right b4/as-he's-walking-in someone runs in with a boombox with the russ mitera / big-voice-guy intro saying NOW ENTERING THE BAR, THE SCORE'S #1 ORGASM AND RELATIONSHIP EXPERT, ADAM HOG [play some clip of him drunkenly dropping an A grade pickup line here] THAT'S ADAM HOG [good will hunting clip: HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!] ADAM HOG!!!! [Tanny drops a snipped of snoop's old "bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks" song], IT'S ADAM HOG LIVE IN YOUR BAR VIA THE SCORE. come to think of it, he should be like that one will ferrell movie with the voiceovers except no matter what he does he gets the big voice guy / russ mitera intro. NOW SITTING DOWN TO SIGN HIS MORNING CONSTITUTION, IT'S THE SCORE'S EXCRETORY SYSTEM EXPERT, ADAM HOG [play some clip of a HNNNNGGGGG song with or without a splash or two] ADAM HOG [tanny can toss in the clip from friday of john witherspoon going "DON'T GO IN THERE FOR 30-45 MINUTES.... BETTER YET, MAKE IT AN HOUR] ADAM HOGGGGGG!!!! [clip of them discovering the giant triceratops shitpile in jurassic park] ADAM HOGGGGG MAKING A SACRIFICE TO THE PORCELAIN GODS.... ON THE SCORE! |
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| Author: | Rod [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
sinicalypse wrote: I can picture ADAM HOG heading to whatever wicker park / bucktown / etc bar that that ilk goes to when you're meeting up rongey for a drink It's probably more likely that bar is in River North. English maybe. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
I picture more of a Lizzie Mc Neil's where he will order a Guiness, negatively comment on the pour and speak with a hint of a brogue. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
no man, from the cleo's remote / board meetup in dec 2010 where we were graced with not only the presence of rongey (who is a trip when you see this little unassuming hipster-lite dude with the big radio voice) but a hanley driveby, he was talking about going more to the wicker park bars afterwards or something. i remember that. i'm pretty sure he hits those newschool yuppie/ish pizza place bar/s up north ave back towards ashland from milwaukee/north/damen. no matter where he goes i'm sure he's the master of his domain. whereas ADAM HOG!!!!!!! (the exclamation points are part of the name) gets the russ mitera intro wherever he goes, i think rongey just causes people to hear the theme from police squad in their head/s. that and i picture chicks who who he fails to pick up get a complimentary gift card to beggar's pizza for their loss/es. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
"I used to bang Ginger Zee" is a pretty great pickup line. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: "I used to bang Ginger Zee" is a pretty great pickup line. ...until the chick laughs and says "you're hilarious, laurence!" |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Drafts. |
sinicalypse wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: "I used to bang Ginger Zee" is a pretty great pickup line. ...until the chick laughs and says "you're hilarious, laurence!"
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