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Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:19 pm ]
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Hi i am someguy and I am a flaming homosexual. I have wet dreams about sucking the shit out of clay aikens dirty tight little asshole. I also dream about matt speigel fucking me from behind just like my dog does for me every other weekday night. On the weekends I spend my time at gay bars trying to pick up hairy dudes who smell like stale cock and tooth cavities. I think very hard and long about wwe wrestlers letting me play with their oily muscles. i also think danica patrick is hot and would let her split my butthole open with a stickshift knob before i beg her to make me choke on it just so i can taste the poop from my own girly body. i am someguy and i am a drag queen in walmart platform shoes.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:29 pm ]
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Don't write the ad copy for your flashlight commercials.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:30 am ]
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Original show thread.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:57 am ]
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Mac and Matty today cut short by Illini. Druggy and drinky. I think it'll be a good show.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 7:57 am ]
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The popularization of anal is probably the most overrated convention in modern porn

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:10 am ]
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drinky almost dropped an F-bomb :lol:

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:12 am ]
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This has thread of the year potential.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:13 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
The popularization of anal is probably the most overrated convention in modern porn


+1000

Christopher Hitchens said it was one of the most overrated things in life, and he is correct.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:14 am ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
drinky almost dropped an F-bomb :lol:

Yesterday I laughed at Mac's "Nah, I don't shovel... oh man I almost swore right there."

Author:  Zizou [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:30 am ]
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I never do anal (giving or receiving). A real man fucks the vagina like the virile dominating beast of nature that he is.

Course I've never been to prison.

How's Drinky today?

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:31 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
The popularization of anal is probably the most overrated convention in modern porn


As usual, Dolphin cuts to the chase and says what we are all thinking.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:32 am ]
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What did Someguy do to upset Ike?

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:40 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
drinky almost dropped an F-bomb :lol:

I had it on, but missed it by a minute - how did it come about?

He was saying something like, "When you're with friends you like fu- messing around" :lol:

Show has been great so far. Two guys shooting the shit at a bar. Loose, ton of ball busting. Perfect for a Friday.

As for gd, he's so right. Some really messed up stuff out there.

Author:  Zizou [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:46 am ]
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I wouldn't mind listening to this show if I could. No Grimace. Interested to hear a 2014 Drinky working with Mac. The 2006-07ish Drinky might have been a good fit for a Mackiefish.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 9:52 am ]
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:lol: :lol: :lol: @ that interview with the MSJ guy about MD Jennings. Loved Mac just laughing all throughout it. MD Jennings is indeed fucking terrible, and I cant wait to watch him as a Bear.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:26 am ]
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C Section. Keep that shit like brand new...

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:35 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
Q.Bovifs wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
drinky almost dropped an F-bomb :lol:

I had it on, but missed it by a minute - how did it come about?

He was saying something like, "When you're with friends you like fu- messing around" :lol:

Show has been great so far. Two guys shooting the shit at a bar. Loose, ton of ball busting. Perfect for a Friday.

As for gd, he's so right. Some really messed up stuff out there.

Tell you what, though: anal is pretty damn nice after you've just popped an 8 or 9 pounder out of the other hole.

It's always good to have a Plan B.


I'm not the type whose looking to go balls deep in the recovery room. A woman's genitals are elastic by design. They snap back into the same shape they were in pre birth. This whole tight v. loose is a myth in regards to a change.

I cannot imagine women actually enjoy it. A porn star will fake it and I'm sure there are a few outliers but there simply is only a fraction of the ability to sense anything at that end as opposed to the vag. It probably has a lot more to do with the idea that you are doing something different but it really isn't all that different anymore in terms of the porn landscape.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:39 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The popularization of anal is probably the most overrated convention in modern porn


+1000

Christopher Hitchens said it was one of the most overrated things in life, and he is correct.


As long as there is a Donut Vault and a Lena Dunham, it could never hope to be greater than third of the overrated list.

I think the whole thing behind (double pun) the act is that it is an benchmark of a certain libertine attitude, which is hot. The act itself is nothing great.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 11:56 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The popularization of anal is probably the most overrated convention in modern porn


+1000

Christopher Hitchens said it was one of the most overrated things in life, and he is correct.


As long as there is a Donut Vault and a Lena Dunham, it could never hope to be greater than third of the overrated list.

I think the whole thing behind (double pun) the act is that it is an benchmark of a certain libertine attitude, which is hot. The act itself is nothing great.


I picture Dolphin as a refined Glenn Quagmire.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:37 pm ]
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I feel like the anti-donut movement on this board is gaining steam. Adding a heavy hitter like good dolphin can only help our cause.

Author:  Scorehead [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 12:44 pm ]
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Some Women absolutely love it, & some hate it. Some Women wont do it because they think they wont like it, but when they finally try it they love it. Trust me on this one.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 1:45 pm ]
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Scorehead wrote:
Some Women absolutely love it, & some hate it. Some Women wont do it because they think they wont like it, but when they finally try it they love it. Trust me on this one.


How can I unread this?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:26 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
Some Women absolutely love it, & some hate it. Some Women wont do it because they think they wont like it, but when they finally try it they love it. Trust me on this one.


How can I unread this?

:lol:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:31 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
I feel like the anti-donut movement on this board is gaining steam. Adding a heavy hitter like good dolphin can only help our cause.


Anti-donutites can piss up a rope and chew on the wet end.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:34 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I feel like the anti-donut movement on this board is gaining steam. Adding a heavy hitter like good dolphin can only help our cause.


Anti-donutites can piss up a rope and chew on the wet end.


I never got that saying. Why do you have a rope hanging up?

Author:  City of Fools [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 3:40 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
The popularization of anal is probably the most overrated convention in modern porn


+1000

Christopher Hitchens said it was one of the most overrated things in life, and he is correct.

yet another reason not to bother with porn.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 4:59 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I feel like the anti-donut movement on this board is gaining steam. Adding a heavy hitter like good dolphin can only help our cause.


Anti-donutites can piss up a rope and chew on the wet end.


I'm far from anti donut.

I despise hipster donuts

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:39 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
I feel like the anti-donut movement on this board is gaining steam. Adding a heavy hitter like good dolphin can only help our cause.


Anti-donutites can piss up a rope and chew on the wet end.


I'm far from anti donut.

I despise hipster donuts


Seemed like an inappropriate label for you.

What's a hipster donut?

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:43 pm ]
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Donut Vault

Author:  Chus [ Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:44 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
C Section. Keep that shit like brand new...


Hell yeah. My wife's vag didn't get destroyed during childbirth.

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