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Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:20 am ]
Post subject:  Golf Outing Report
Once again an assembly of the greatest golfers ever! I say this because every hole we got to, the marker for the closest to the hole is already 3 inches from the hole. The getting the ball in the plastic ring for a trip to mexico, already has 2 people in the raffle, and we are the 3rd group to get there. 14 people got into that raffle. It was $20 for 5 balls.

Saw Jay Zawatski win Straightest drive, about 3 inches off the rope.

I crushed a drive, a little over 300 yards, thinking I am at least writing my name on the long drive card, NOPE. Someone had about a 340 yard drive already. So much for the B96 Summer Bash tickets!

Won 2 $50 gift cards to Wildberry Pancake house, 4 Passes to Medevil Times, $50 coupon to some hat place and $50 worth of other stuff from some online shop and a free haircut at Sports clips!! Not to mention the bag of minor other gifts.

Bid $250 on the Bulls sigsned basketball, happy that someone outbid me! :D

Met "THE BRAND", right there the $200 was worth it.

Had Gibsons Lunch and good dinner.

All said, a very good time for $200, far from a 'Rip Off"

In the end $35,000 raised for Turning Point. Not bad for a group of out of shape ex jocks trying to slap the ball around.
Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
Did it stay dry the entire time Biggie?
Author:  Hatchetman [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:34 am ]
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was larry there?
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:35 am ]
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T-Bone wrote:
Did it stay dry the entire time Biggie?


was perfect. Little wind much better than no breeze at all. I am talking comfort index, didnt care about ball flight.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:36 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
was larry there?


Leary does not attend such events. He must spend most of the day preparing for his ultra shows.
Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
bigfan wrote:
Once again an assembly of the greatest golfers ever! I say this because every hole we got to, the marker for the closest to the hole is already 3 inches from the hole. The getting the ball in the plastic ring for a trip to mexico, already has 2 people in the raffle, and we are the 3rd group to get there. 14 people got into that raffle. It was $20 for 5 balls.



I think they should have people watching on the holes with closest to the pin etc... I accept people shaving strokes in an outing, it's going to happen, but to cheat on a closest to the pin is just bullshit.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
Hank Scorpio wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Once again an assembly of the greatest golfers ever! I say this because every hole we got to, the marker for the closest to the hole is already 3 inches from the hole. The getting the ball in the plastic ring for a trip to mexico, already has 2 people in the raffle, and we are the 3rd group to get there. 14 people got into that raffle. It was $20 for 5 balls.



I think they should have people watching on the holes with closest to the pin etc... I accept people shaving strokes in an outing, it's going to happen, but to cheat on a closest to the pin is just bullshit.


They have people watching some of the holes and I know the guy who had a closest to the pin, he was in 3 Putt Gene's group and I feel good in saying Zawatski didnt cheat, so thus THE BEST GOLFERS EVER!
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:18 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
was larry there?


I wonder if he would have entered the straightest drive contest?
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:19 am ]
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Good stuff, bigfan. Glad they were able to raise a good amount of $ for such a worthy cause.
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:20 am ]
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he would lose, but tell you about how if he tried he would win. This applies to all levels of this statement
Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:34 am ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
I miss a lot more these days, but what is the "$200 no JB" thing - did someone challenge DB not to mention his son or sthg?

Can someone link to the original post?

Thx!


viewtopic.php?f=100&t=87092
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
bigfan wrote:

In the end $35,000 raised for Turning Point. Not bad for a group of out of shape ex jocks trying to slap the ball around.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:56 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
Hank Scorpio wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Once again an assembly of the greatest golfers ever! I say this because every hole we got to, the marker for the closest to the hole is already 3 inches from the hole. The getting the ball in the plastic ring for a trip to mexico, already has 2 people in the raffle, and we are the 3rd group to get there. 14 people got into that raffle. It was $20 for 5 balls.



I think they should have people watching on the holes with closest to the pin etc... I accept people shaving strokes in an outing, it's going to happen, but to cheat on a closest to the pin is just bullshit.


I always draw a penis or some other obscene picture next to the name of the person who lied about their "closest to or longest drive". Then I innocently ask if anyone saw the picture later in the day.
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
bigfan wrote:
Won 2 $50 gift cards to Wildberry Pancake house, .


The slumlord who wins free breakfast and rates it.

You could do a lot of healing by treating a certain full figured board member to some free pancakes.
Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
We played Glendale Lakes a few summers ago. As we're walking up to the green, we see something sticking out of the hole with a note next to it, flag in tact. The note stated "Sorry about the dead flying bat." Sticking out of the hole was just that, a dead bat. Odd. We didn't bother putting into the bat.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:27 pm ]
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Hank Scorpio and W_Z had to putt into a dead bird once...
Author:  spmack [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:28 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Hank Scorpio and W_Z had to putt into a dead bird once...

Fuckin' necrophiliacs....
Author:  spanky [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:28 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
You could do a lot of healing by treating a certain full figured board member to some free pancakes.

:lol:
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Won 2 $50 gift cards to Wildberry Pancake house, .


The slumlord who wins free breakfast and rates it.

You could do a lot of healing by treating a certain full figured board member to some free pancakes.


Gave one to the guy begging at the Ashland exit for a $1

What do you think he did with it?
Author:  SomeGuy [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Won 2 $50 gift cards to Wildberry Pancake house, .


The slumlord who wins free breakfast and rates it.

You could do a lot of healing by treating a certain full figured board member to some free pancakes.


Uh, unfortunately, you're going to have to be a whole lot more specific in regards to full figured board members...
Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
bigfan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Won 2 $50 gift cards to Wildberry Pancake house, .


The slumlord who wins free breakfast and rates it.

You could do a lot of healing by treating a certain full figured board member to some free pancakes.


Gave one to the guy begging at the Ashland exit for a $1

What do you think he did with it?


dined and then blogged about it
Author:  SirTinkleButton [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
SomeGuy wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Won 2 $50 gift cards to Wildberry Pancake house, .


The slumlord who wins free breakfast and rates it.

You could do a lot of healing by treating a certain full figured board member to some free pancakes.


Uh, unfortunately, you're going to have to be a whole lot more specific in regards to full figured board members...


Image
Author:  bigfan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
Grimmace sure gets around
Author:  spmack [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:04 pm ]
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:lol: That's one of the best Grimace pics around especially considering that Spiegs has been getting this alcoholic rep lately.
Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:04 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote:
Uh, unfortunately, you're going to have to be a whole lot more specific in regards to full figured board members...

Image
Author:  spmack [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Golf Outing Report
Hell of a lineup right there.....
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:13 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
Hell of a lineup right there.....

Guy in the short sleeve button down is like T.O. in his prime comparatively
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:28 pm ]
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Q.Bovifs wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spmack wrote:
Hell of a lineup right there.....

Guy in the short sleeve button down is like T.O. in his prime comparatively

This whole "fat people wearing tight shit" thing has to go out of style pretty soon, no?

I think that's more "throw on an old t shirt because it's an outdoor party" than style.

I dont know. Ive never been trendy. Ive dressed the same since like 92
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:32 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
You could do a lot of healing by treating a certain full figured board member to some free pancakes.
We at The Organization are above petty bribery.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:39 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Q.Bovifs wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spmack wrote:
Hell of a lineup right there.....

Guy in the short sleeve button down is like T.O. in his prime comparatively

This whole "fat people wearing tight shit" thing has to go out of style pretty soon, no?

I think that's more "throw on an old t shirt because it's an outdoor party" than style.

I dont know. Ive never been trendy. Ive dressed the same since like 92

I won't be seen with someone wearing a Nirvana or Pumpkins band shirt pally.
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