Patrick is travelling tonight to Des Plaines
I can see the red tail lights heading for Sarah Spain
Oh and I can see Patrick waving goodbye
God it looks like Patrick, must be the clouds in my eyes

Patrick my brother you are thinner than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars we can't see
Your thoughts have died but you see more than I
Patrick you're a star if not the face of the staaaattttiioonnnn...

Atta boy, Doc. See. This can be fun. Some people don't get it. I would be a great SNL writer.

Patrick is travelling tonight to Des Plaines
I can see the red tail lights heading for Sarah Spain
Oh and I can see Patrick waving goodbye
God it looks like Patrick, must be the clouds in my eyes

Patrick my brother you are thinner than me
Do you still feel the pain of the scars we can't see
Your thoughts have died but you see more than I
Patrick you're a star if not the face of the staaaattttiioonnnn...

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

The guy will be back for Bears season just like he wants it, remember, he was the last second fill in....its kinda like how Dick Jauron got hired.

Sung to the Tune of: Brandy (Your a Fine Girl) from Looking Glass...

Snapper (You're a Good Guy)

Work at The Score and you'll have to pay
Us sports fans tune in every day
Average meatballs try to have their say
And talk about their teams

And there's a guy that The Score has found
And he works tryin' to Bear Down
They say "Snapper, fetch another round"
He pays for lunch all the time

The listeners say "Snapper, you're a good guy" (you're a good guy)
"What a good host you would be" (such a good guy)
"If they only partnered you with that Daa-Maa-Nee"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Snapper wears a jersey plain
Made of finest fabric from Halas & May
The colors that bears the name
Of the team that Snapper loves

Pat joined after Labor Day
Tellin' stuff from good old days
Bernstein made it clear he couldn't stay
The Score was not his home

The listeners said "Snapper, you're a good guy" (you're a good guy)
"What a good host you would be" (such a good guy)
"But The Score is scared of that guy named Dan Bernstein"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

Yeah, Snapper used to watch Dan's eyes
When he told "his guy" stories
He could feel his blood pressure rise
Hearing Dan's BS story
But Dan had always got his way, he really is a bully
And Snapper wants to punch the little man
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

At night when Pat winds down
He thinks of all that just went down
And loves a team he's not around
He still can hear them say

He hears them say "Snapper, you're a good guy" (you're a good guy)
"What a good host you would be" (such a good guy)
"But The Score is a miserable place to be"
(dooda-dit-dooda), (dit-dooda-dit-dooda-dit)

"Snapper, you're a good guy" (you're a good guy)
[FADE]

"What a good friend you would be" (such a good friend)
"But The Score is full of Dan Bernstein wannabes"