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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
Anybody catch this? When Baldy was an intern. What a bizarre thing to ask of anybody, let alone an intern at your work place. Goff was telling the story. Something like, "I was producing B&B and the girl called me and said you better be ready to go when you get home." So Goff sent Baldy out right after he got the call. Yeah, because the 5 minutes it would have taken Goff to stop at a Walgreens would have been too long to make "The girl" wait. The story got more weird. Goff said that drinky came up to him and said "Baldy isn't the type of guy that would know where to get condoms." That made no sense to me. I didn't know that there are people that didn't know where to get condoms. So Goff said he felt bad once drinky said that to him. You should have felt bad even if Baldy knew where to go to get them. Anyway, a weird story and weird thing for Goff to do. Score people are strange creatures. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
stop acting like you know what condoms are |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:37 pm ] |
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He knows what they are he's just never had occasion to use one. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:38 pm ] |
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Boy, did you guys get me. Good ones. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:33 am ] |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:34 am ] |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:36 am ] |
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Beardown wrote: Anybody catch this? When Baldy was an intern. What a bizarre thing to ask of anybody, let alone an intern at your work place. To say nothing of the creepy emasculating aspect of this story, I think the general pattern of "do shit for me that doesn't educate you" is why CBS can't have interns anymore. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
This is what happens in a fraternity. Guys makes pledges do shit , because they had to do shit. They act like assholes, because people acted like assholes to them. Taking it to the WSCR Frat, guys on air, dont do shit to produe a show, because they didnt get help producing the show. They worked for guys who showed up 5 mins before he show and leave when its done, so now they do it. The product now shows the lack of work put into the shows. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
Goff was probably too embarrassed to buy the extra small ones himself. |
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| Author: | Reared on the Score [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:10 am ] |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:11 am ] |
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Reared on the Score wrote: Great comedy or the greatest comedy ever? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:40 am ] |
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Beardown wrote: drinky came up to him and said "Baldy isn't the type of guy that would know where to get condoms." . doesn't drinky have tangible evidence in his life of not knowing where to get condoms? |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:43 am ] |
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Curious Hair wrote: Beardown wrote: Anybody catch this? When Baldy was an intern. What a bizarre thing to ask of anybody, let alone an intern at your work place. To say nothing of the creepy emasculating aspect of this story, I think the general pattern of "do shit for me that doesn't educate you" is why CBS can't have interns anymore. I think seeing the after of bringing 5000 calorie meals to Big Perp was very educational to those impressionable minds |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
good dolphin wrote: Beardown wrote: drinky came up to him and said "Baldy isn't the type of guy that would know where to get condoms." . doesn't drinky have tangible evidence in his life of not knowing where to get condoms? Oh my... |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:49 pm ] |
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Mitch Rosen should pass out condoms weekly to his entire staff. Good god, please. Score people should not procreate. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:50 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: Reared on the Score wrote: Great comedy or the greatest comedy ever? Hmm; that's not a scene from Airplane! ... |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:53 pm ] |
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Curious Hair wrote: the creepy emasculating aspect of this story yeah that's the thought i had when i got to the part where it was like "he wouldn't know where to get them" i was thinking "goddamn goff really had to rub it in that he gets laid and baldy doesn't, eh?" and that was prolly the whole point of the exercise.... if there was a narrator doing the animal planet episode on humans he'd overdub that exchange like "here the alpha asserts his dominance over another male" IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING, NO?!?!?! |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:55 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: Mitch Rosen should pass out condoms weekly to his entire staff. Good god, please. Score people should not procreate. Here's a question, Beardown. If you had to choose between murdering a friend at their request or buying them condoms, which would you choose? |
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| Author: | Juiced [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:56 pm ] |
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IkeSouth wrote: stop acting like you know what condoms are I wish his father knew what a condom was when he was courting Momma Bear. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:59 pm ] |
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That's why Goff asked him to get the condoms. It was kind of a bragging thing. Him wanting to let baldy know that he was getting laid. It's just in poor taste to ask an intern at work to do that. Not to mention straight up weird to ask anybody to get you condoms. At work or otherwise. Brothers don't ask crackers to get them condoms, Goff!!!!! C'mon. You never heard of that rule? What do you know? I know one that you don't know. 
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Reared on the Score wrote: Great comedy or the greatest comedy ever? Hmm; that's not a scene from Airplane! ... One of my biggest laughs ever is in Police Squad. Frank invites the lovely Prisilla Presley over to his place and checks the fridge for some snacks. The leftover meat is moving on the kitchen counter and Frank passes out when he smells his expired milk. The first time seeing it was great. 
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:06 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: Mitch Rosen should pass out condoms weekly to his entire staff. Good god, please. Score people should not procreate. Here's a question, Beardown. If you had to choose between murdering a friend at their request or buying them condoms, which would you choose? Alright, it was a far fetched theory. I know. But I'm of the opinion that in the history of the world, any weird scenario you could possibly think of, either has happened at least once or it will happen. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 3:09 pm ] |
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Beardown wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Beardown wrote: Mitch Rosen should pass out condoms weekly to his entire staff. Good god, please. Score people should not procreate. Here's a question, Beardown. If you had to choose between murdering a friend at their request or buying them condoms, which would you choose? Alright, it was a far fetched theory. I know. But I'm of the opinion that in the history of the world, any weird scenario you could possibly think of, either has happened at least once or it will happen. For me, I'd still go buy the condoms over executing a professional hit. It's a bit more humiliating but at least the clerk has some idea that I might be a sex-havin' person. |
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| Author: | Zizou [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
Why do people assume Goff is getting laid just because he asked Baldy to get him rubbers? This type of move by Goff is a classic attempt to make himself out to be some pimp. Only an insecure adult would ask someone else to purchase them birth control. He probably never used the condoms and ended up jacking off into a vomit bag. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
Zizou wrote: Why do people assume Goff is getting laid just because he asked Baldy to get him rubbers? This type of move by Goff is a classic attempt to make himself out to be some pimp. Only an insecure adult would ask someone else to purchase them birth control. He probably never used the condoms and ended up jacking off into a vomit bag. He claimed that he got a call from "The girl" to be ready when he got home. But you make a good point. He might have made that up and just asked Baldy to get the condoms cuz he's insecure and needed people at the station to think he gets laid. Because when he told the story drinky was aware that Baldy was getting condoms for Goff. So that's 2 people that were aware. He probably told everybody at that station. The SCORE is a weird place with weird people. |
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| Author: | No Clever Moniker [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
Unless he's sending out to get something specific  He's just a wannabe. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:17 pm ] |
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Reared on the Score wrote: I think this was the first time I saw a condom. This is a weird story. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goff had Baldy McGrindy buy him condoms |
Spaulding wrote: Reared on the Score wrote: I think this was the first time I saw a condom. This is a weird story. First time and you saw a condom and you're married? Why don't you have 15 kids? Luck? Goff and the SCORE should be embarrassed by Goff's admission. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:52 am ] |
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condoms are for sailors anyway, birth control is the woman's problem |
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