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Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake
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Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

Buys new snake.


And scotch.

Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

Darkside wrote:
Buys new snake.


And scotch.


Wow.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

Same asshole who took a newborn to a hockey game.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

Sorry, I thought this was about The Leftovers.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

Actually, he said he's been on the wagon for 2 weeks.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

Peoria Matt wrote:
Actually, he said he's been on the wagon for 2 weeks.

How long has the snake been missing?

Author:  SomeGuy [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

I gotta snake, mayne.

Author:  newper [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

What I like to do is take off my left shoe, and leave it next to my son. Then when I get ready to go somewhere, I remember I need my shoe, and my son.

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

newper wrote:
What I like to do is take off my left shoe, and leave it next to my son. Then when I get ready to go somewhere, I remember I need my shoe, and my son.


Brandmeier!

Author:  newper [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

redskingreg wrote:
newper wrote:
What I like to do is take off my left shoe, and leave it next to my son. Then when I get ready to go somewhere, I remember I need my shoe, and my son.


Brandmeier!

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Author:  312player [ Wed Oct 07, 2015 11:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

You just know Meatpants is dirty, 3 day old takeout layin around..that snake will thrive off mice n rats in that petri dish condo.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Got drunk, forgot I left my son alone with a snake

312player wrote:
You just know Meatpants is dirty, 3 day old takeout layin around..that snake will thrive off mice n rats in that petri dish condo.

There's no leftovers dude. C'mon.

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