Things are stirring in the smallest little village on the Plains. Seems a bunch of Auburn football players took one-on-one sociology courses from the same professor who apparently gave them good grades for doing not much at all. And as a result, Auburn is getting a higher rating than Vanderbilt for grade point averages of football teams. That more than a little pissed off the Chancellor of Vandy. Auburn is generally regarded as the weakest academic school and also has the longest history of cheating in the SEC. So when this kind of stuff happens, few are surprised. You can imagine the story or read it in the New York Times. But you might enjoy this typical take from a Southern newspaper...
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Auburn football is in the news after making the front page of The New York Times sports section for the blatantly obvious fact that several of its football players.... wait for it.... actually took an easy class that allowed them to make a good grade without having to show up.
Wow. What a complete shock. Seems like those Yankees aren't really sure what southern football is all about.
Down here in the South, we worship football as a religion. So what if 18 Auburn players have only completed 98 total hours of college? (that's combined by the way) They went undefeated in 2004; did you expect them to accomplish this while going to class?
While the sad reality of college athletics may surprise some people, it doesn't surprise me.
These student athletes are going to college for one purpose, to make an NFL roster while experiencing a small taste of the party atmosphere that surrounds most schools. Sure there are some athletes, mainly in other sports besides football and basketball, who are actually in school to learn, but that's just because they aren't good enough to play professionally. Right?
Well that's what we're programmed to believe.
The only team in the SEC that actually puts an emphasis on academics is Vanderbilt, and boy were they surprised to find themselves listed below Auburn in a recent academic evaluation. But that's why Vanderbilt is a perennial cellar-dweller.
You can't get by on your athletic ability there, you have to open schoolbooks and write down notes and stuff.
While this has all come down on Auburn, much to the delight of Alabama fans, other schools should watch out.
There isn't one other school with a competitive football program that doesn't give its players an easier road than everyone else. Most even give their entire student body an easier chance to succeed as evidenced by the non-football players, totaling 94 percent, who also took these easy classes at Auburn.
And while some, Alabama fans again, are hoping Auburn will get some kind of penalty, it's not going to happen.
The NCAA doesn't care too much about academics, because if it had to actually police players' grades, they would have to increase the size of their staff ten fold. They would find so many schools with problems that we might actually see a national championship between Duke and Vanderbilt.
I personally think the smart school would win that one.
While this would easily clean up the BCS mess that has caused so much controversy in recent years, it sure wouldn't give fans an entertaining match up. Most of the school's fans probably wouldn't even show up because they would be studying for a test that was weeks away.
So while students from these so called "academic" universities may well end up being our boss or owning the company we work for, at least we can still root on our team on Saturdays, assuming they let us off.
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There's no time like the present for some old Auburn jokes. I recall Spurrier lamenting that a fire once burned a bunch of books in the Auburn library. Spurrier said that "the real tragedy is that a lot of them hadn't been colored in yet."
Now a true story. I had a guy from Auburn send me a resume once. He was supposedly an honors graduate. Besides the dozen or so typos, incomplete sentences and generally horrible grammar, his resume was a fine example of a quality Southern education. Uh no. He didn't get the job.
Which leads me to this question: What is the weakest academic school in the Big Ten? What is the easiest school for average (C) students to be accepted? What is the easiest school for athletes to stay eligible without really having to work/study as at most schools? I have my ideas, but I'd be interested in other opinions. My "bottom four" are: Michigan State, Minnesota, Ohio State and Indiana.
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