Only one of these is allowed at the US Open -- can you figure out which one? (Items listed here: http://www.usga.org/tickets/spectator-i ... sopen.html)

1. 2 live goldfish
2. Goldfish snack crackers
3. Gold Phish record w/ record player
4. "Bring Back Danny Mac" sign
5. MacBook Pro
6. MacBook Pro Carrying Case
7. Macanudo cigar
8. MAC11 subcompact machine pistol
9. Macallan 18 (1.5 oz in a clear container)
10. Mackie, my pet beagle
11. Megaphone
12. MegaBoom brand firework
13. Mega Home 2-step Step Stool

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Cool puzzle!

Macanudo cigar and the Gold Phish record w/record player.

Technically, the latter isn't noise producing without speakers or without being on.

I like your angle on the record player, but I think you are going to be tripped up by this:

• No other items deemed unlawful, dangerous or disruptive by the USGA and/or Championship Security Personnel, in their sole discretion

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Then I go back to my first choice, the Macallan 18 (1.5 oz in a clear container).

You would get through with that 1.5 oz. clear container, if it is unlabeled. They wouldn't know it's alcohol.

I'll go with g., the cigar.

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