Tiger from 44

And now he drains a long one on 17. I’m an idiot.

Down one with one to go—time to tune in!

watch this or the tourney annoucment

Tiger hits iron off tee at 18. Still no confidence is his driver.

This is fun.

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You know me like that.

Ouch!

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Reed done.

Yeah, this great. It looks like Tiger might be able to contend at the Masters.

This shows how much Golf desperately needs Tiger to be good again.

Going to need some magic.

Very very tough putt he has left.

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It needs someone to dominate to draw interest—either you love him or hate him. Speith, DJ, Thomas, whomever. What sucks is when a different guy wins each week.

over

Nope

He's close to figuring it out.

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All those guys you named, I've never heard of. Not household names.

Slapped his putter like a pussy when he missed go away assbag.

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Elections have consequences.

If he sinked that shot that would have been awesome.

Looked like some grimacing the last few holes. Hope his back isn’t hurting again.

I feel like a young person again.

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You know me like that.

I feel like he’s a cocksucker.

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Elections have consequences.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Between Tiger rising and Trump falling, 2018 is shaping up to be a bad year for Mike.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Why the Tiger hate?

Because when after all this time he comes close to a win and is still the same old arrogant fuck stick. Hasn’t learned a thing about grace after all he has been through. Spoiled baby face slapping the putter on 18.

He is the same jag on any guy’s bowling team embarrassing everyone kicking the ball return on a bad shot.

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No.

How was he arrogant out there today?



No.

Actually, he appears to be quite humbled after everything.



How dare he be frustrated with barely missing a playoff. If ever there was a nothing-burger, that was it.

If that was so terrible, then you should watch some other guys out there. Two weeks ago, Tyrell Hatton was slamming his clubs into his bag for a few holes. He was acting like a complete jackass.



That's a terrible analogy. The losers who do that aren't good enough to get mad in the first place.

You could build a golf course on the real estate that Tiger occupies in your head.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Haven't you ever destroyed a Bunsen burner or two after a demoralizing science contest defeat?

C'mon, Mike.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

This is about as retarded a take as you can have.

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Wow Chus recycling the real estate joke he used last on Frank. Why do you worship at broken Tiger’s cock? So many other young appreciative golfers to enjoy.

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Did you play sports, Mike?

Tiger is a competitor. He lost by one after draining a 40 footer on the previous hole.

You ever see Jon Rahm or Justin Thomas get all redass on the course or are you just selectively watching Tiger?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley