yeah... my first shot at Big Run 56-59 for 115.
I may have been at a wedding until midnight and then drinking until 5am for an 11:18 tee time. Had enough time to change into my golf shoes and drop my phone in the parking lot, then head to the first tee.
Lost 2 balls on the first hole. Got a legit 8. Bogeyed 4th hole as that was the first shortie at 145 yards. I am getting really confident with the 52 and 58 degree Cleveland wedges. The elevated tees and even more elevated greens were ridiculous, hilarious, and picturesque.
The second part three, 7th hole was not as intimidating as advertised. I still hit it short and proceeded to bazooka the light chip 2nd shot across the back of the green, was just glad to put something lower than a 6 on the scorecard. Not the proudest moment of the round, that happened on 13.
So... 9th hole, 600 and 5 damn yards. My second shot with 5 wood went at a 45 degree angle to my right, not a slice, but straight towards the base of the tees of the 8th hole. Go to get back on track and hit it across to the left side of the 1st hole fairway. Never lost the ball and ended up with a 9. Just a dumb hole with 2 level green, Mr. Styles got a par on it. He and my coworker Dan scored 43 and 44 respectivley on the front half.
Started the back half by leaving my wedge on the 10th green. Oy vey indeed. That must of generated some serious bad karma as we were all eaten alive by the 11th hole. We shot a 23 between the three of us. Survived until the next par three 13th. The elevated tees with fountains and flowers and a river protecting the pin a mere 185 yards away.
Welcome to the following Sidebar presented by Two Hearted Ale and errybodys favorite weed dispensary, The Grass Station. Some father and son PAIR, not foursome of old men with their balls dragging along the course, but two human beings. They were not able to pull away from our threesome with me hitting 6-7 shots per hole. Unbelievable that they were holding us up.
Back to the 13th, I chose to layup and then wedge to the green over the river going thru the middle of the hole. Both Mr. Styles and Dan lose a ball in the landscape. Bully for me as I bogeyed that muthafunker with the two putt on that funhouse of a green. I finally have the honor on 14 and barely get past the ladies tee, even with a mulligan tee shot. Hey man, the pressure was too much.
15th hole, 585 yards. At this point i am fading from the heat and Wild Sour i was forced to drink. Holy beejeezus, wasnt ready for that ride my palette was taken on. To make it even more interesting, Mr. Styles drives the cart straight down the cliff known as tee box.
Make it to the last par three 16th hole. It was beautiful. Water on the left. 175 yards with a bunker along the whole front of the green. Bunkers and then trees surrounding the far side. It gave me something I needed that day, perspective. Then proceeded to tee up a 7 iron and put it right into the water, short of the green and bunker. Only after heading back to the carts did my playing partners tell me that I had the ball placed too high on the tee. Fuck both of you! Lol.
I hit the drive of the day on 17 and manage to get my 3rd and final bogey of the round. Mr. Styles hits his second shot to the fringe of the green. Then sinks a birdie putt, on the final rotation of the ball it goes in!!! Totally fucking awesome moment.
Too bad I only had 17 holes of golf in me. The final hole was just the cherry on top of a day that felt like I was a lot further away from the house than Lemont. Shot another 9, not counting the three missed shots by grounding my 5 wood nowhere close to the ball after hitting my tee shot to the front of the 11th hole green.
Such a wonderful time. Was worried when reading the scorecard and exceeded my expectations with my play and being the first time on the course. Would love to get back out there in cooler(and more sober) conditions in October.
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