$50 for a buffet! Wow. Use to get in for $20.

I know some are more fancy like bellagio but it’s atill a buffet.

Bob's cheap ass at the table.

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I still see no valid point to tip a buffet waiter like a regular waiter when they perform 20-30% less duties than a traditional service waiter. Unless they buffet waiters are giving you hand jobs under the table.

They don't perform less services, which you would know if you ever worked a fucking buffet in your life.

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Don't take it personally.

They don't bring the fucking food to the table nor do they take the food order, so what other activities do they perform that backfills those other two roles?

I've done both. The only thing that is easier about buffet/catering is that you don't have to do the orders but normally you are in charge of more people and work just as hard if not harder.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Do you tip the caddy that chases carts less too? You sound like a guy who never worked a day in his life.

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Don't take it personally.

Yes I've caddied and yes, if you are not carrying a bag, you get less tip. Also master caddies who know the yardage, give club usage advice..etc.. also make more. People like you are fucking up the entire tipping system.

They normally are in charge of more tables than a regular waiter would be and normally you are still responsible for drink refills and special requests like the guy wanting A1 sauce or needing a high chair.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Ok, and these "In-Charge" duties are not fucking hard at all. A bus boy/hostess could probably do them. More ketchup? Make sure the old broad doesn't put the chicken in her purse..etc.

Where'd you do your caddying, pal? I often got good tips chasing carts. We all knew who the cheap motherfuckers were.

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Don't take it personally.

I caddied at the old Woodmar in Hammond Indiana. Now Cablellas. I made shit for tips. All the rich jews belong to Briar Ridge.

I worked a Catholic club. I cannot speak to the tipping habits of Jews on the golf course. I believe good dolphin can provide such information.

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Don't take it personally.

I'd last about 6 strokes before clubbing one of those assholes over the head.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

One of my friends dumped a guy's bag in a pond and walked off the course.

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Don't take it personally.

The final straw was getting $10(total) for 4 hours. I should have stole his fucking clubs.

Happened to me at Medina all the time. But they gave a free hot dog and a soda after the round.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

$5 is the standard tip for 2 diners eating at a place without full waiter service. That's what I tip at places like Mother Cluckers and Kabobi where you place your order at the counter and they bring the food and drinks out to you. Buffet seems to be in the same tier.

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I don’t go to Vegas anymore because they closed Circus Circus.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

You f-ing Clown!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

The last time Mike was in 'Vegas

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No

The only caddying you ever do is for SubParEngineeringSchoolRick you clown.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

That's just Funky Cold man

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

He would carry a Willard!

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Leaving tomorrow night


Gonna be pretty hot 99-100-98-94 the 4 days im there.

So, it’ll be really nice?

Yea, I mean Im not complaining. I look great in shorts.