Gar Forman

should be played by Dilbert:

Failure of a comedian (and Harry Carey impressionist) John Caponera would be a good guy to play North - he even has the Chicago dialect down pat:

Actually, Forrest Gump could play Gar Forman - they have the same hair stylist. Of course, to get the bug eyed look, you'd have to jam a 14" dildo up Forrest's ass.

No, Caponera has to play Karay. Do you honestly think they would make a North movie without a HK character?

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would need another wing in the HOF for this one, but very ice

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FOX just gave this the green light. We'll be casting shortly!

Someone should do the movie and should be easy enough to change it up to not be North, but you know he would sue anyways, because nobody ever got lucky in any business

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”