Ever since the first day i heard your drunken alcoholic comments crackling over the old am airwaves, and all the way past the first time your slandering childlike vocabulary morphed over the international network of computers, my feelings for an infinitely stubborn and thick headed larry-horse like yourself has grown inside of me ever so much. exponentially to be gayley honest. Wether it be your fat slimey ass glued to the living room recliner, or the teenager-like gapping hole in your face slobbering all over the seatbelt while your automobile (john deere) quietly idles in your sealed garage, i cannot get over the joy your soul brings to my forever aching will of love. hope. If not for the red on your neck or the dried yellow cheese dip around the hole in your sweatpants you would still be two steps away from true meaning of hillibillification. Next time i walk my lazy ass out to the little black box where i have my letters held- i will be thinking of you, mike from milwaukee, drinking a budweiser and not shoveling my sidewalk when it snows.

I'm your biggest fan, Ike, so keep it up. However, if this is some type of sucide note, DON'T DO IT. There's a lot to live for!!

Post of the fucking YEAR! And it's only April!

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Now, and only now, do I truely come to understand why I will always be a CSFMB mid-major poster. Chalk me up for another 18-11 season and a 2nd round NIT exit. There is no way I have any hope of even a play-in game showing when there is talent like this in the field of 64.

Cost of Dell DM 5100 w/ 17" monitor: $799
High Speed Internet connection: $19.99
Color Printer to endlessly spew Erin Andrews 8 x 10 pin-ups: $129.99

Access to Ike South Posts: Priceless!

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"In an insane world, only the sane will seem insane"

Don't sell yourself short Bastage, you have been on a roll lately, good stuff.

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Ike's really been venturing outside of his comfort zone (the North forum) and posting in other areas. I'd like to see him in the General Discussion section where he would undoubtedly be devoured by the wolves that lurk therein.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You're a talented SOB Bastage. It's scary to think about where you'll be in ten years when the likes of a Tall Midget, Mr. Reason, and Good Dolphin have long since retired to Volgograd, Del Boca Vista Phase III, and the apartment next to the Friar's Club respectively.

The smart-assessness of the board will be in good hands.

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Oh come on Reason, you cocked the gun, now fire the weapon:

"....your a tremendous slouch Bastage"

Ah, for the days of a Ty Webb and the witty retort.

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"In an insane world, only the sane will seem insane"

"The smart-assessness of the board will be in good hands."

Oh, a rare mistake by Dr. K. What the hell is a smart-assess?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Tough crowd.

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What the hell is a smart-assess?



Thats where one poster attempts to assess the acessibility of another posters assine attempts at half-ass humor. Get with the program.

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Doc, having never watched Seinfled, I had to do some due diligence on this Del Boca Vista Phase III thing.
Morty huh? Hey, I don't need a Wizard to calculate tips pal.

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Man, this will be the last time I try to make up a word and use it on the board to be humorous.

Smart-assedness? Maybe.
Smart-assness? No.

Neither had the humorous cadence of a smart-assessness. It had a kind of internal alliteration that I found poetic.

Maybe it's time to join you, Reason, down at Del Boca Vista. How do you know about the Wizard if you've never watched Seinfeld?

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Doc, you should have used smart-assieness, poetry sucks.

I did my due diligence on the internets, some site called Wiki-pissoff, I think.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I love a good Wiki-pissoff like Stu and Matt had yesterday.

I guess I should have just stuck with my original idea and used the word "gerzoinkedness". Note to self.

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