foreal. the artist currently known as sinicalypse is on hold to talk to "the goff"

"the goff" singled him out as obviously the coolest person @ bourbonnais 09 and like, i'd be watchin practice get a tap on my shoulder turn around it's j-goff givin me "the nod" ---- i gave him a relatively wack cd with freestyle raps (i had yet to make http://sinicalypse.kaen.org/fakeasswigg ... boyant.mp3 --- EAT IT PANTHER. and sorry, bez aint the best rapper on this board. tho i <3 bez and we gonna make a real track for yall about yall someday)

SOOOOOO

i got some bulls talk and a lil culture talk and i'm sinicalypse. SIN-UH-CALYPSE. ever heard of the word? of course not. i invented it. turn on your radio.

they'll prolly make me wait for zack and i gotta draft fantasy baseball in hova's superdeep league soon but like, #realtalk is a-comin' all-time-legendary-score-call is coming cuz j-goff is wonna worship me like your girlfriend even tho he can never admit that,

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Sinicalypse on the phone on the radio?

Naw man, you can keep it.

sinicalypse ain't on hold. james in morton grove is.

and like, they aint read this real-time...a nd even if they did, guys, i'm the biggest scofrehead here. i'm prolly gonna drop the hondo and sit @ bigfan's table for the dub. i'll be there with spmack feeling awkward cuz there's a white guy blacker than him @ the table.

ALSO, HOVA WON THE AWARD FOR NICEST SHOES @ THE BULLS GAME OUTING. the difference between me and you? i give out awarrds for the best kicks @ a social outing. hova schooled us, much like i'mma do to him in his own damn fantasy baseball league over the next few years... and i'm fairly certain he knows that. a lot of respect from a man who aint exactly had to show me his W2 to tell me anything

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

here's the best way i can break it down for you pantsless cretins;

i own one NBA jerseyshirt. it has my name, james on it, with the #6 on it. follow me on twitter @sinicalypse6. ever seen the amazing OMFG british tv series the prisoner? i'm #6. HI JAY CUTLER.

anyways, look... see, i'm a fucking force of nature. i'm astonishingly awesome. look at that twitter page... my bio is "iddqd.... [enter]" if you don't know what that means i don't know you. MY EYES ARE GOLD, BITCH.

look, i'm FINALLY off of my diet of $100/day heroin and go figure my consummate talents are overwhelming.

and i'm gonna reaffirm why jay-goff was singling me out @ bourbonnais 09 tappin me on the shoulder all "DUDE ACKNOWLEDGE ME" cuz he knew i was the shit like you just ate a doublewhopper. goff aint a dummy. we're both 31 in this game of life... he's ahead of me now, but talk to me for 3 minutes and he'll knwo he's behind me.

this is why i can tell you hova is one of the realest motherfuckers on this board. he met me, he saw me do my #swag thing and was smart/cool enough to realize that i meant no harm to him, and he personally msg'd me after the event to say that i was a cool motherfucker and it was cool that he met me. see? is that so hard? my subordinates... erm... CONTEMPORARIES in the local chicago rap scene front on me hard. know you ~13 years? $500/VERSE GENIUS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok want me to make a track called "robust blocked me on facebook" ?!?!?! keep frontin.

seriously guys let's #manup and do this.

www . facebook.com / robustchicago
OR
www. facebook.com / aphexedvexed


who is emimem v2.0/+?????? duh. put eminem in front of me i'd serve him so hard you'd think i was a burrito,

#onlyamatteroftime on twitter, gents.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

ever tried rapping jimmy? there's a lot of assholes. you DO need gloves

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Naw man, you can keep it.

Not making fun of your rappin'. Just got lost in what you were saying. I actually DO read your posts and can usually follow along.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

just got the JAMES? JAMES? here we go. goff's dishwasher = clearly more important.

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Sini, 1 nuts dude, but good nuts! and would be a fine listen.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I'm listening now. Goff's a bitch talking 20 minutes about his shitty dishwasher while callers wait on line. No different than any other radio host,BUT dishwasher talk? That's OK because it's Goff and he's "cool",right? WRONG!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

did this happen? might have to check the podcast

Home appliance talk = PTFB radio for me. I was waiting for Sini to get on. Now I'll never know if he did.

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Don't take it personally.

Whats the best dishwasher out there Maytag or Whirlpool.....LIGHT EM UP CHICAGO!

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SIN-UH-CALYPSE = D-ARK TWA-IN

At 8:19,Goff says: "We have a lot of stuff,if you want to jump right in"
Is he fucking kidding? This guy has been talking for the last 90 minutes save for one boring interview with some "Tebow Testicle Tickler" from Colorado.

SHEESH!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

* at 8:29, Caller Jordan says use white vinegar in your dishwasher...SCINTILLATING!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

So Goff is what everyone's been raving about?? He's the next big thing on the Score??? Really? Dishwashers talk?

Some of you guys might want to explore other radio options - ever hear of the internet??

Wow imagine that sini full of shit again

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