Stay tuned for:

THE LAURENCE HOLMES ENTERTAINMENT NETWORK!!!

Larry won't let getting fired by channel 5 stop his dreams. He's gonna buy a flipcam and awkwardly read off a teleprompter (laptop) with a Paula Faris cutout next to him. And don't forget, in the tradition of Adamle and Hampton, he'll have the concussed ex-Bear of the week, so that he'll be able to blame it on them when he averages 4 viewers per episode.

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I love Terry Boers. I hate Tim Tebow. The fact that the former will die before the latter show what a cruel, unjust world we live in.