Firefox wrote:
Larry looks so odd on NBC.
hey now, he has a face made for radio and a voice made for tv. there comes a point where NBC5 asked itself "do we want to trot our a parade of beautiful ex-jocks who have been concussed one too many times or do we want to toss out a man who they wouldn't let on american gladiators because Turbo has an ego that needs to be fed?" --- clearly, they chose the latter. American Gladiators closed its doors many years ago, and even tho NBC5 tried to grab some of that magic with mike adamle, they know that when it comes time to wrap up the week they needn't look any further than the man who has his fingers on THE PULSE of the sporting world, namely because he's making sure he didn't accidentally kill it when he punched it out, and that would be Sir Laurence of
SHAKE THAT.
quite honestly, all kidding/trolling aside, i'm glad that laurence has been able to do his tv gig. he's quietly got a nice career going and like, someday a Woman is going to be VERY LUCKY that she ends up with a chicago media luminary like Laurence Holmes. He reminds me of myself a little bit.... while i'm not notoriously plaiyng the field like a true blue pimp a la Jason Golf, I maintain that the chicks i have messed around with all relationshipped up, even if they lived 1000-2000 miles away. Ergo, when Laurence Holmes finally fnds a mate befitting of his Green Lantern powers, seriously, she'd better accept the marriage proposal otherwise her
THAT will not be
SHAKEN, and let me tell you something, when you look a chick dead in the eyes and say "L-M-F-A-O" if she doesn't reply
SHAKE THAT you can dump her right on the spot, cuz any chick not well-versed in the arts of Laurence Holmes is not a chick who is still in the running to be America's Next Top Model. Everyone knows that America's Next Top Model gets $100k, a modeling contract, and the privilege of giving Laurence sloppy seconds after they're ravaged by Pauly Shore (this is part of his deal with the devil, insomuchas he's never had even so much as a modicum of talent and yet he's somehow able to bang playmates like he's Scott Baio or something. Wow playmates suck, btw)
COME QUICK INSIDE A PLAYMATE AND BUST OFF LIKE A TREY EIGHT - BIG L (RIP)
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?