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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 11:50 pm 
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She looks prettyt damn guuuuud. Yes, the manly voice is even more prominent here, but, damn, she looks pretty tasty.

Loho?

Just a tip: Wear the glasses, Dude. Without them, your face looks fat as fuck and your eyes look like little squinty buttons - seriously, you look like a black Chinese guy, dude. Also, get those damn teeth filed and capped if you are going to be on my TV. Bring Sarah with you when you do that - she could use a bit of a filing, too.


Eh...the mouth, teeth & nose are negatives.

I definitely would though.

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Scorehead wrote:
Q.Bovifs wrote:
She looks prettyt damn guuuuud. Yes, the manly voice is even more prominent here, but, damn, she looks pretty tasty.

Loho?

Just a tip: Wear the glasses, Dude. Without them, your face looks fat as fuck and your eyes look like little squinty buttons - seriously, you look like a black Chinese guy, dude. Also, get those damn teeth filed and capped if you are going to be on my TV. Bring Sarah with you when you do that - she could use a bit of a filing, too.


Eh...the mouth, teeth & nose are negatives.

I definitely would though.


So then what about Sarah?

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 2:34 am 
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Scorehead wrote:
Q.Bovifs wrote:
She looks prettyt damn guuuuud. Yes, the manly voice is even more prominent here, but, damn, she looks pretty tasty.

Loho?

Just a tip: Wear the glasses, Dude. Without them, your face looks fat as fuck and your eyes look like little squinty buttons - seriously, you look like a black Chinese guy, dude. Also, get those damn teeth filed and capped if you are going to be on my TV. Bring Sarah with you when you do that - she could use a bit of a filing, too.


Eh...the mouth, teeth & nose are negatives.

I definitely would though.


So then what about Sarah?


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 8:24 am 
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Laurence has definitely put on some FACE FAT over the years.

He used to be almost skinny


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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:05 am 
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One word for the unlikely pairing of CSN's Sarah Kustok & The SCORE's Laurence Holmes on NBC5's "Sports Sunday" last night...AWKWARD!!!


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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 10:33 am 
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I thought it was rather awkward.

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Thank you for your stunning analysis of Larry Holmes.


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P.S.: Three-button and double-breasted suits make you look FATTER!


Also make is you look like you haven't bought a suit in the last 5 years.


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Uh, Sarah Kustok wasn't on NBC5 last night, folks. She was co-anchoring "SportsNet Central" with Mark Schanowski while Schanowski's partner Pat Boyle, or as NBC5's Dick Johnson once called him 'Pat Doyle', did "Sports Sunday" with Laurence Holmes and Matt Bowen last night.


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I wonder what Sarah Kustok really thinks of Fathers Day given her father offed her mother...


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I wonder what Sarah Kustok really thinks of Fathers Day given her father offed her mother...

Her & her bro don't think he did it.


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I wonder what Sarah Kustok really thinks of Fathers Day given her father offed her mother...

You logged into post that? Out of all the stupid shit I've seen on this board... Damn.

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I wonder what Sarah Kustok really thinks of Fathers Day given her father offed her mother...

Her & her bro don't think he did it.

Very doubtful.


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cpguy wrote:
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I wonder what Sarah Kustok really thinks of Fathers Day given her father offed her mother...

Her & her bro don't think he did it.

Very doubtful.

Well, they've been quoted saying so, unless they're lying. Are you calling them liars?


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No, but evidence doesn't lie either but I am going only off what I've heard and read.

Very bizzare case esp. given his sexual proclivities.

Very sad as well of course.


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Q.Bovifs wrote:
Just a tip: Wear the glasses, Dude. Without them, your face looks fat as fuck and your eyes look like little squinty buttons - seriously, you look like a black Chinese guy, dude. Also, get those damn teeth filed and capped if you are going to be on my TV. Bring Sarah with you when you do that - she could use a bit of a filing, too.


if you ever end up being my waitress at a funky cafe at the end of the universe, i'm going to make sure any and all tips to you are fashion tips.

laurence does the videoscreen reads with gusto. it's nice. he's gotta break free and just go CAPTAIN MIIIIIIIIDDDDNNNNIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and show us his inner green lantern. PLEASE PARTY IN PEACEEEEE!!!!!!! SHAKE THAT

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:59 pm 
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ALSO FUCK THAT JEFF GARLIN GUY OFFICIAL CSFMB MAN LAW HE DOES *NOT* REPRESENT CHICAGO!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:02 pm 
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No, but evidence doesn't lie either but I am going only off what I've heard and read.

Very bizzare case esp. given his sexual proclivities.

Very sad as well of course.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/allan-kustok-accused-murdering-schoolteacher-wife/story?id=11784138#.T96oNxdfE4R


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laurence needs to do more Man on the street segments. that would boost ratings immensely!

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cpguy wrote:
No, but evidence doesn't lie either but I am going only off what I've heard and read.

Very bizzare case esp. given his sexual proclivities.

Very sad as well of course.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/allan-kustok-accused-murdering-schoolteacher-wife/story?id=11784138#.T96oNxdfE4R

As I said, the evidence doesn't look good for him.


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God damn. Say what you will about Sarah, but having to do her job with all this horrifying shit going on is pretty admirable.

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Two words at NBC5 the next time they have Laurence & Sarah hosting "Sports Sunday"...Stop it.


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That article was almost 2 years ago..I am pretty sure she and her brother have since come to the realization that the piece of shit they called dad murdered mom..I heard a few months ago they have nothing to do with dude....And I had no idea people still watched the news, have not seen the news in 5 or 6 years and the sports segment on the news in maybe ten.

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Bump. Robert Feder just announced on twitter that she's leaving Chicago.

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Bump. Robert Feder just announced on twitter that she's leaving Chicago.


First Peter Cetera, now this...

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Bump. Robert Feder just announced on twitter that she's leaving Chicago.

This deserves its own thread... :cry:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Bump. Robert Feder just announced on twitter that she's leaving Chicago.


First Peter Cetera, now this...

Someone check on SHARK.

Crosscheck, you know he will create his own thread.

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Bump. Robert Feder just announced on twitter that she's leaving Chicago.


First Peter Cetera, now this...

Someone check on SHARK.

Crosscheck, you know he will create his own thread.

:( Where's Shark when I need him? This is important news...

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August 3rd...That's when Sarah Kustok signs off Comcast SportsNet Chicago. That's the word from Charlie Schumacher, CSNC's News Director & TimeoutChicago.com's Rob Feder.

I know they have a new girl on CSNC...Is it just me or does newcomer Susannah Collins look a little bit like Shannon Elizabeth from the "American Pie" movies?


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Timeoutchicago.com's Rob Feder says that Sarah Kustok might be...wait for it...New York-bound. Sound familiar? While others such as former NBC5 meteorologist Ginger Zee, sports anchor Paula Faris & reporter Alex Perez are now with ABC News & ex-NBC5 weekday morning anchor Zoraida Sambolin is now with CNN, Feder reports today in his column that Kustok could soon join YES Network in undetermined roles with the New York Yankees and/or Brooklyn Nets' primary regional sports outlet.


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