feat THE RANGER.

This is what makes Der Schnorr SO. DAMN. GREAT. --- Laurence and the Ranger are having a personal conversation LIVE ON THE AIR. Vague references to "the incident" have beared the fruit that Tim "10 Foot Midget" Baffoe (you know, the guy we're all jealous of) wrote a Heckler article that Rongey was arrested for murdering a White Sox caller, and evidently there was MAJOR FALLOUT insomuchas people seriously thought the Ranger got arrested.

Suffice to say, Rongey was evidently on a warpath after that, as it's been famously referenced.

Laurence knows people and/or their girlfriends. White Sox players a-gogo. Rongey refusing to participate in the SNF-style host/producer starting lineups. High drama on the open seas.

Did I mention that BOTH Paul Konerko and Gordon Beckham have been on in the first half of the show? What are you doing not listening? Watching the Bulls? Does that First Take prime-time special have you glued to the couch? Join the REAL ReVolution, the People's Revolution COLON We Do What We Want(tm) feat Ryan "Hard Bake" Baker; it's not Wednesday, don't be a hater. You know that you wanna hear that Mac-n-Speagol haircut commercial a few more times today.

Welcome to the future, where our THAT is SHAKEN, not stirred.

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OMFG! The big signing, Matt Lindstrom, is on the air with White Sox legend/world-series-hero Jermaine Dye! Three guys, one mic = the next big viral internet meme.

Join the People's ReVolution COLON We Do What We Want(TM). If you turn off all of the sounds dim the lights and get into a deep transcendental meditation trance and listen attentively you'll hear the essence of Ryan "Hard Bake" Baker kicking off the ReVolution where COLON You Do What You Want(TM).

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Shrink that V playa.

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Can't do that, sir. I can only expand that V until it's big enough to accommodate an 18 wheeler in it.

Also, hey now, is it just me or does it seem like Jermaine Dye wouldn't mind a cushy lil radio gig somewhere somehow? Once that hot radio cipher passed the mic his way he wasn't gonna give it up to no whiteboy with new paper, or Matt Lindstrom; he was taking that shit to the house.

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Sini....you got my vote.

Anyone ever notice that when ever Laurence retweets something on twitter, he retweets it so it shows his profile as the tweeter with the the original persons twitter handle listed in the tweet itself. Most of the time when someone retweets the persons profile shows up in my timeline as from them, with a small notation at the bottom that it was retweets by person X. I see many people I don't follow pop up with tweets in my timeline, and have to look to see who retweeted them. However, when Laurence re tweets something I only see Laurence's profile as the tweeter. I only use twitter on my phone, and I figured out when I just retweet someone, it shows their profile, and at the bottom says I retweeted it. When I hit retweet with comment and just don't comment, my profile shows up as the tweeter. It seems its just a little way that Laurence inferiority complex rears its head again.

I can't wait for SOXFEST. Frank and I will be strutting our stuff in our OFFICIAL gameday jerseys, hats and assorted apparel.

Our first stop? WHY IT'S GETTING AUTOGRAPHS FROM FORMER WHITE SOX GREATS!!!!!

It warms my heart to realize that somewhere, out in the vast abyss that is the cosmos, the me & z show is playing right now. The nhrnxxfgthyans are going to be salty when they realize "count fagula" ditched Laurence and abandoned radio gold. I hope we don't get invaded.

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You're friggin' nutty as a fruitcake, but I'll ask you, too: What the hell are you doing up?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George