Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
His bit a few minutes ago about him being so famous that people don't even bother to reach for the check when he's at the table anymore was classic.
Personally, I thought his rundown of his baseball career in the wake of the caller saying he could do better than Schierholrz was the moment of the show. Laurence started off with a conceitedly-earnest "maybe..."
Other highlight was his emphatic inflection on saying "If we get the HOT GIRLS out to the [depaul] games......then the boys will come"
That's Laurence's plan to save DePaul basketball; don't worry about getting any better cat basketball, get the HOT GIRLS out there and then people will come. Idk about you, but I often spend $50+ to go to sporting events and ogle at HOT GIRLS in the crowd. I only go to sporting events to procreate: I'm an alpha male like that. The world cries for my seed.
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?
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