Kaplan needs to go back to coaching NIU basketball.

He combines Laurence Holmes' cheesy, desperate need to impress with the cheesy delivery of Jim Rome.

He'll be 85 and still starting every third sentence with "When I coached NIU..."

He's a cockroach just like they are. No matter what happens, the vermin manages to survive.

ok...I'll give him a listen! He owns a 'vette? Cool.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Total d-bag. Brutal.

Shakey the Mohel probably took a little bit too much off the top.

God, I caught a bit of that show today, and this was my overriding thought. This guy is a straight up dumbass. I swear, his mouth works by itself without any brain to supply it coherent thoughts. He's shockingly daft and it only takes like 5 minutes to realize it.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

It's silver and the license plate reads "SUMMERTIME", or some such derivation. Usually parks it near the river where the CPS head shot himself. Dangerously close to infringing on the scooter/motorcycle parking in the area.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Of course Kaplan has a Vette. Perfect.

I'm a little surprised the plate doesn't say "KAP ROX" or something like that.

Something like "SMMRTME" is perfectly Kaplan, in that it of course he would just settle for that. I'm surprised he didn't go with "KAP MAN," though.

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