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denisdman

Post subject: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:13 am

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Saw this in the Daily Herald today:

"Cubs owner Tom Ricketts will talk about the state of his ball club at a multi-chamber luncheon, 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Jan. 27 at Avalon Banquets, 1905 E. Higgins Road, Elk Grove Village. Ricketts will be introduced by Daily Herald sportswriter Barry Rozner. Tickets are $35 and the deadline to sign up is Jan. 20. Must pay before event. Call (847) 398-3730 or visit rmchamber.org"

Subsequent to this little event, you can be sure Rozner will spend endless print extolling the virtues of Ricketts & Co. Slurp Slurp.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:22 am

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Ha,that's where I had my wedding reception a lllloooonnngg time ago.

I don't get what's the point of this!

Same statement I had the first time.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:23 am

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To get maximum mileage out of Lester signing.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:25 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

Ha,that's where I had my wedding reception a lllloooonnngg time ago.

I don't get what's the point of this!

Same statement I had the first time.

Ha!

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:27 am

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once when i was about ~11 years old i was walking by the local suburban park and i saw a half drank slurpee just sitting there on the wood siding around the park. like any adventurous suburban youth, i took a little piss in it and left it right where i found it in the hope that some dumbass kid drank it later.

it's like george michael taught me: you gotta have faith!

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:28 am

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Seacrest is Probably writing the Ricketts bio.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:30 am

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Why does Rozner pretend that he isn't a Cubs' fan?

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Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:31 am

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Tommy's just hitting up the NW burbs to apologize for using Rosemont and Arlington Heights as stalking horses for the Wrigley renovations. He's gonna make it up to us by announcing that Todd Ricketts will perform his one-man show, What If Todd Was One Of Us?, at the Rosemont Theatre.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:35 am

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what a suckass that guy is. amazing. can you imagine Brad Biggs intro'ing the new Bears coach?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:05 pm

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sinicalypse wrote:

the hot urine would have melted the icee slurpy making it undesirable as a slurpee. It would also most likely have changed the color

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Post subject: Re: Rozner found a new Slurpee

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:10 pm

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Chus wrote:

Why does Rozner pretend that he isn't a Cubs' fan?

I thought this was obvious that he is. He practically has a Cubs neck tattoo, he is such a fan.

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