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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
ASFB!

NO way.

Waiting for the Reinsdorf Roast.

Bob will be the closer on that one.


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
ASFB!

NO way.

Waiting for the Reinsdorf Roast.

Bob will be the closer on that one.


Reinsdorf is legendary for having a ton of patience and good nature in taking criticism and jokes at his expense. Just as Carmen DeFalco

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Phil McCracken wrote:
Reinsdorf is legendary for having a ton of patience and good nature in taking criticism and jokes at his expense. Just as Carmen DeFalco


He'll never get another bite of the apple! Reinsdorf prefers to talk to his illiterate pal, Mike North.

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What's this? Another Score Roast? Uh oh!!! I'll have more on this later. Gotta figure this one out. Woo hoo!!!!

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Question on the $100.

Bernsie said today that it would include a four hour open bar. For those folks who went to the B&B thing last year, was that the case?

Is it top-shelf booze?


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Chint wrote:
Question on the $100.

Bernsie said today that it would include a four hour open bar. For those folks who went to the B&B thing last year, was that the case?

Is it top-shelf booze?


Yes, the liquor service was only stopped during the dinner service which scared the living shit out of me, thus tipped the waiter an extra $20 to bring some extra win bottles to the table.

Yes, top shelf was served all night and guessing that is why this is $25 more as the drinks went heavy.

The Steak Dinner (Boom) was not a good steak, the potato dish (Mashed? Baked? Au Gratin) was what I ate...didnt even touch the desert bar which was actually right behind me and looked OK, was back at the bar with Mulligan, good drinking man...mmm...coat drive...

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 Post subject: Re: The Ozzie Roast
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Early forecast on this thing:

1. Oney and Ozzie Jr will be there. Those SOBs are gonna be big time troube and the story of this event. I'm guessing Ranger is a part of this and he'll try to babysit the two boys but to no avail. You really can't control them Ranger, though I know you'll try your his best. Ranger feels that's his role as a White Sox/Score guy liaison. The Guillen boys will be drunken fools and I'll bet they'll fight some listeners.

2. Ozzie Sr will be drunk but he'll be a fun drunk. He'll have fun watching Ranger chase his sons around. That will be his entertainment.

Ranger: Oney!!!! Oney!!!! Put the shattered beer bottle down and leave "Aggravated Sox Fan Bob" alone!!!! Oney!!!!!!! Nooooooooooo!!!!!

Aggravated Sox fan Bob: He cut me!!!! The punk ass Guillen boy cut me!!!! Reinsdorf is gonna hear from my lawyer!!!

Ozzie Sr: C'mon ASFB, be a mang. I grew up on the streets of Caracas and got cut once a week.

Ranger: Ummm...nothing to see here everybody. The dessert table is over there. Bar is still open. Please, enjoy. ASFB, I am so sorry. (Ranger takes off his tie to stop the bleeding)


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 Post subject: Re: The Ozzie Roast
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C'mon!!!!

Score 670 + Ozzie and his boys = Disaster of epic proportions

Everybody here knows it. Why am I the one that has to say it? This will be worse than the B&B roast!!!


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You really are just an odd dude, aren't you?

Do you wear a colander on your head?

Do the TV people speak to you?

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I assume some of you bastards are going. I'm putting those that go on "Oney and Ozzie Jr" watch!!! Keep a watchful eye but keep your distance from them as well. They're dangerous. A full report is expected. Ranger, I expect a detailed report from you too!!!! Good luck to all that attend. May God bless all of you.


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The closest I get to going into that thing (barring a free ticket) is MAYBE a couple of beers at RTS for the B&B remote after work.

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Apparently that's the opening night of SoxFest as well. Plenty of people seem to be upset that the Score would schedule this.

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The $100 is a fair price for what you're getting. I've heard the promos. It says some of it is going to Ozzie's charity. If that evil Mitch Rosen pockets any of this for his corporate bosses then shame on him. All of the profits should go to charity. You hear me Mitch? Don't be a jack ass and take advantage of Ozzie's name and Score listeners for a profit. Cuz I'm also hearing a ton of sponsors for this thing which leads me to believe that's what Mitch is doing.

I will allow for some of the money to pay for insurance of this event since you'll have to do that with the Guillen boys being there.


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I got a guy on the inside. He tells me that if you are offended by male rear nudity, do not attend this event. I'm not sayin I'm just sayin.

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Who are the roasters? Distinguished athletes and famous people or Score people?


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