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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:12 pm

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Gotta kill a couple hours in the mancave while a MILF party goes on upstairs.

He's got Big Doug on to lead-off. That's a good start.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:13 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Gotta kill a couple hours in the mancave while a MILF party goes on upstairs.

He's got Big Doug on to lead-off. That's a good start.

Why aren't you hobnobbing?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:14 pm

Darkside wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Gotta kill a couple hours in the mancave while a MILF party goes on upstairs.

He's got Big Doug on to lead-off. That's a good start.

Why aren't you hobnobbing?

I am.

Here.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:15 pm

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Have a scotch. Talk to milfs. Let the force flow through you.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:17 pm

They all parked in my paved driveway.

They were super-impressed with it.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:23 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

They all parked in my paved driveway.

They were super-impressed with it.

You have poured sodium chloride into my lacerations.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:31 pm

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Fuckin' Larry.

This fuckin' guy!

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spanky

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:16 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

They all parked in my paved driveway.

They were super-impressed with it.

Tito's tonight, Doc?

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:17 pm

spanky wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

They all parked in my paved driveway.

They were super-impressed with it.

Tito's tonight, Doc?

You know it.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:19 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

spanky wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

They all parked in my paved driveway.

They were super-impressed with it.

Tito's tonight, Doc?

You know it.

You need to turn on FoxSports1. This stuff is crazy...

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:20 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

They all parked in my paved driveway.

They were super-impressed with it.

You have poured sodium chloride into my lacerations.

Tastier than gin ...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:40 pm

spanky wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

spanky wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

They all parked in my paved driveway.

They were super-impressed with it.

Tito's tonight, Doc?

You know it.

You need to turn on FoxSports1. This stuff is crazy...

Just flipped it on.

NASCAR Truck Series on dirt.
LoHo on the radio.
CSFMB on the Bozo-puter.
Does it get any better than this?

Please say yes.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:41 pm

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Have you considered grim masturbation?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:43 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

NASCAR Truck Series on dirt.
LoHo on the radio.
CSFMB on the Bozo-puter.
Does it get any better than this?

Please say yes.

You're not me, so you've got that going for you.

Darkside wrote:

Have you considered grim masturbation?

Sounds like a Black Stone Cherry cover band name.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:44 pm

Darkside wrote:

Have you considered grim masturbation?

I enjoy listening to All Things Considered on NPR.

But, now I'm thinking that program title isn't accurate.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:45 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Have you considered grim masturbation?

I enjoy listening to All Things Considered on NPR.

But, now I'm thinking that program title isn't accurate.

They never have specified exactly who has done the considering ...

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:46 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Have you considered grim masturbation?

I enjoy listening to All Things Considered on NPR.

But, now I'm thinking that program title isn't accurate.

They never have specified exactly who has done the considering ...

Baby mcnown.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:54 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Have you considered grim masturbation?

I enjoy listening to All Things Considered on NPR.

But, now I'm thinking that program title isn't accurate.

They never have specified exactly who has done the considering ...

Baby mcnown.

Makes Melissa Block seem like Madame Marie Curie.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:08 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

spanky wrote:

You need to turn on FoxSports1. This stuff is crazy...

Just flipped it on.

NASCAR Truck Series on dirt.

This is fun to watch, but what a shit show this is. :lol:

There are so many "special" rules for this race that even the officials have no idea what all of them are.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:10 pm

I was digging a guy doing a 360 and keep rolling on green. But the 3 ruined everything again.

#LoHo

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Chus

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:38 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

#MILFpartyOnWednesdayNight

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:53 pm

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

#MILFpartyOnWednesdayNight

Yeah, the MILFs are gone now. Nothing good happens after 10pm.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:05 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Chus wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

#MILFpartyOnWednesdayNight

Yeah, the MILFs are gone now. Nothing good happens after 10pm.

I thought it was, nothing good happens after 2:00am.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:08 pm

I think it's just nothing good ever happens.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:11 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I think it's just nothing good ever happens.

MILF party on Wednesday night is a lot more fun than what was going on over here.

My boys have discovered the Whoopie Cushion. So there's that.

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:22 pm

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Holmes was fired up during tranny tonight. He was "getting angry" about the NFL. He was in full white knight mode, crusading against The Shield, and likely hoping some delusional female would hear his filibuster and seek him out for erotic adventures in Learyland.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:24 pm

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Larry once said he "Dreams of stabbing white people". That would include white women. So he's no hero either.

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Score is doomed

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:34 pm

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larry is a talentless hack and we all know that is true

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:02 pm

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Gotta love the guys (Larry following Bernstein's lead) that take a non controversial issue that nobody is for (men beating the shit out of women) and go off on it like they are the only ones that realize it's wrong.

What the hell, I guess? It kills a half hour show.

Larry: That's the A TEAM. Ok. Here's the show topic today. I think beating up women is wrong...

(Dr. Ken is thinking of a way to excuse Larry's comment.)

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: 7/23 - Laurence needs to make me a bicycle

Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:42 am

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Herb is a single guy and he chooses Cooperstown for his vacation spot? The entire evening crew is pussy repellant.

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