She's a big girl. She's certainly not less than attractive. Although I can understand why she might not be up to the exacting standards of the Adonises that post in this forum.

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Don't take it personally.

I don't care how she looks.

I hate her voice on the radio.

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Bullseye!

It's like a cat being drowned in a bath tub.

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That's how I feel about Sir Larry.

SHAKE THAT!

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Don't take it personally.

But she isn't bad to look at.

6.876

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Hath not a chubby guy eyes

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Take .376 or so off of that and I'd agree.

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Sounds like we have some people who are intimidated by taller girls.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That's because most of the male models on this board are about 5'9 or shorter.

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I'd agree with that. Cute but definitely not hot. Attention whore who isn't above using her chest as resume filler. I saw her live last year at an opening day remote. She was not remarkable above the average cub skank

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Male models are usually gay.

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Yeah....everyone's scale is different but from the pictures I've seen if you weeeeeeeeeell, I would rate her a 7 or so.

She won't age well, in my opinion, but I'd give her the business.

Any guy on the board would hit that if given the chance. Well, maybe except Phil McCracken. That guy only gets 10's.

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I've never understood the internet argument that because I might look like a troll, I lose credibility in rating others.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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She will have to get plastic surgery

If not her nipples will be 4 and a half feet from her face eventually

Good point. And she probably already works out a lot and eats really well to keep that body type from "filling out". When she crosses 30 (has she already?) or soon after she the margin for error is thin one.

that's another thing...I think she is in her 30s and went to an Ivy League school but she tries to act like some bimbo fresh out of a sorority...she has a Jen Jen quality to her

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

she is a solid 7..not sure if she has natural tits or fake but they look great from what i can tell.. very possible they look much worse when the bra is off and could have huge blue veins and sag..either way she has a better voice than teinowitz and len kasper.

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The point being that if she came up to you in a bar and said "lets go back to your place", you wouldn't say "No because you're not well proportionate to me"...

If she was a regular board member, she would have her own ALS and threads titled "Has anyone heard from Sarah Spain lately?"

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She knows how to play the game.

Like a I said in a previous post she doesn't have to suck any dick or fuck anyone to get ahead(..........) in radio. Take a look at who populates the radio landscape...ugly people, creeps, weirdo's and people with social disorders...

There was no need for her to blow Mac or Harry in a bathroom stall at a remote in Hooters or let a program director do coke off her tits at a "job review" session...no fucking no nothin'. Just flirt a bit, act slutty and get those dorks imaginations racing and then BAM, radio career.

she will be fine if she can land a semi wealthy dude and get married ..she should have done that already though. i know she was seeing the guy who runs the heckler for a long time.

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Not at all, Imstirringthepot17

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They don't like the short ones either.

She is smarter than Jen Jen.

Am I allowed to use the kettle/pot line here or is that not kosher?

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Not at all. I was going to say he's got a little of me in him, sort of speak.

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Just the tip.

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Seeing how small IMU is, I'm sure that's more than enough.


Wait, what are we talking about again?

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...i'd fuck her.

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Come on man, she reads these boards just about every day....don't be so vulgar.

Now, what are your thoughts on Sarah Spain?

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