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Ever since the first day i heard your drunken alcoholic comments crackling over the old am airwaves, and all the way past the first time your slandering childlike vocabulary morphed over the international network of computers, my feelings for an infinitely stubborn and thick headed larry-horse like yourself has grown inside of me ever so much. exponentially to be gayley honest. Wether it be your fat slimey ass glued to the living room recliner, or the teenager-like gapping hole in your face slobbering all over the seatbelt while your automobile (john deere) quietly idles in your sealed garage, i cannot get over the joy your soul brings to my forever aching will of love. hope. If not for the red on your neck or the dried yellow cheese dip around the hole in your sweatpants you would still be two steps away from true meaning of hillibillification. Next time i walk my lazy ass out to the little black box where i have my letters held- i will be thinking of you, mike from milwaukee, drinking a budweiser and not shoveling my sidewalk when it snows.

IkeSouth: Ever since the first day i heard your drunken alcoholic comments crackling over the old am airwaves, and all the way past the first time your slandering childlike vocabulary morphed over the international network of computers, my feelings for an infinitely stubborn and thick headed larry-horse like yourself has grown inside of me ever so much. exponentially to be gayley honest. Wether it be your fat slimey ass glued to the living room recliner, or the teenager-like gapping hole in your face slobbering all over the seatbelt while your automobile (john deere) quietly idles in your sealed garage, i cannot get over the joy your soul brings to my forever aching will of love. hope. If not for the red on your neck or the dried yellow cheese dip around the hole in your sweatpants you would still be two steps away from true meaning of hillibillification. Next time i walk my lazy ass out to the little black box where i have my letters held- i will be thinking of you, mike from milwaukee, drinking a budweiser and not shoveling my sidewalk when it snows.

Don't sell yourself short Bastage

Author:	IkeSouth [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:18 pm ]
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Ever since the first day i heard your drunken alcoholic comments crackling over the old am airwaves, and all the way past the first time your slandering childlike vocabulary morphed over the international network of computers, my feelings for an infinitely stubborn and thick headed larry-horse like yourself has grown inside of me ever so much. exponentially to be gayley honest. Wether it be your fat slimey ass glued to the living room recliner, or the teenager-like gapping hole in your face slobbering all over the seatbelt while your automobile (john deere) quietly idles in your sealed garage, i cannot get over the joy your soul brings to my forever aching will of love. hope. If not for the red on your neck or the dried yellow cheese dip around the hole in your sweatpants you would still be two steps away from true meaning of hillibillification. Next time i walk my lazy ass out to the little black box where i have my letters held- i will be thinking of you, mike from milwaukee, drinking a budweiser and not shoveling my sidewalk when it snows.

Author:	sportsfan [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:23 pm ]
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Quote: Ever since the first day i heard your drunken alcoholic comments crackling over the old am airwaves, and all the way past the first time your slandering childlike vocabulary morphed over the international network of computers, my feelings for an infinitely stubborn and thick headed larry-horse like yourself has grown inside of me ever so much. exponentially to be gayley honest. Wether it be your fat slimey ass glued to the living room recliner, or the teenager-like gapping hole in your face slobbering all over the seatbelt while your automobile (john deere) quietly idles in your sealed garage, i cannot get over the joy your soul brings to my forever aching will of love. hope. If not for the red on your neck or the dried yellow cheese dip around the hole in your sweatpants you would still be two steps away from true meaning of hillibillification. Next time i walk my lazy ass out to the little black box where i have my letters held- i will be thinking of you, mike from milwaukee, drinking a budweiser and not shoveling my sidewalk when it snows. I'm your biggest fan, Ike, so keep it up. However, if this is some type of sucide note, DON'T DO IT. There's a lot to live for!!

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:31 pm ]
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Quote: IkeSouth: Ever since the first day i heard your drunken alcoholic comments crackling over the old am airwaves, and all the way past the first time your slandering childlike vocabulary morphed over the international network of computers, my feelings for an infinitely stubborn and thick headed larry-horse like yourself has grown inside of me ever so much. exponentially to be gayley honest. Wether it be your fat slimey ass glued to the living room recliner, or the teenager-like gapping hole in your face slobbering all over the seatbelt while your automobile (john deere) quietly idles in your sealed garage, i cannot get over the joy your soul brings to my forever aching will of love. hope. If not for the red on your neck or the dried yellow cheese dip around the hole in your sweatpants you would still be two steps away from true meaning of hillibillification. Next time i walk my lazy ass out to the little black box where i have my letters held- i will be thinking of you, mike from milwaukee, drinking a budweiser and not shoveling my sidewalk when it snows. Post of the fucking YEAR! And it's only April!

Author:	Fargin Bastage [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:49 pm ]
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Now, and only now, do I truely come to understand why I will always be a CSFMB mid-major poster. Chalk me up for another 18-11 season and a 2nd round NIT exit. There is no way I have any hope of even a play-in game showing when there is talent like this in the field of 64. Cost of Dell DM 5100 w/ 17" monitor: $799 High Speed Internet connection: $19.99 Color Printer to endlessly spew Erin Andrews 8 x 10 pin-ups: $129.99 Access to Ike South Posts: Priceless!

Author:	Mr. Reason [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:53 pm ]
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Don't sell yourself short Bastage, you have been on a roll lately, good stuff.

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Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:00 pm ]
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You're a talented SOB Bastage. It's scary to think about where you'll be in ten years when the likes of a Tall Midget, Mr. Reason, and Good Dolphin have long since retired to Volgograd, Del Boca Vista Phase III, and the apartment next to the Friar's Club respectively. The smart-assessness of the board will be in good hands.

Author:	Fargin Bastage [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:07 pm ]
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Quote: Don't sell yourself short Bastage Oh come on Reason, you cocked the gun, now fire the weapon: "....your a tremendous slouch Bastage" Ah, for the days of a Ty Webb and the witty retort.

Author:	Brick [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:11 pm ]
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"The smart-assessness of the board will be in good hands." Oh, a rare mistake by Dr. K. What the hell is a smart-assess?

Author:	Mr. Reason [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:33 pm ]
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Doc, having never watched Seinfled, I had to do some due diligence on this Del Boca Vista Phase III thing. Morty huh? Hey, I don't need a Wizard to calculate tips pal.

Author:	Mr. Reason [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:43 pm ]
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Doc, you should have used smart-assieness, poetry sucks. I did my due diligence on the internets, some site called Wiki-pissoff, I think.

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:46 am ]
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I love a good Wiki-pissoff like Stu and Matt had yesterday. I guess I should have just stuck with my original idea and used the word "gerzoinkedness". Note to self.

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Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:57 pm ]
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Ike's really been venturing outside of his comfort zone (the North forum) and posting in other areas. I'd like to see him in the General Discussion section where he would undoubtedly be devoured by the wolves that lurk therein.