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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Jul 02, 2018 8:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Laurence Holmes quotes |
"For the most part I was Captain of every team I was ever on" |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
| He didn't... |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Darkside wrote: :lol: He didn't... Sure did. |
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| Author: | Americo [ Mon Jul 02, 2018 10:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Does the broadcast institute have a team? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
might have to recomission that Uncle Rico nickname previously given to Salisbury You have to love Sir on a certain level. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
This was part of a larger discussion about how Laurence no longer likes being in big crowds and how if he was going into sports now, he'd probably choose an individual sport. |
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| Author: | scoregirl [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
My favorite is the "I tell my wife 'you used to live in a room; now you live in house'. Remember that". Dick comment. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Replacements misquote. |
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| Author: | vitoscotti [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 3:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
To paraphrase him he'll refer to his show as cutting edge, innovative sports radio doing what no one else is doing. Then he and a underling will take about comic book superheroes for half an hour. |
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| Author: | sabu [ Thu Jul 05, 2018 7:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Curious Hair wrote: Replacements misquote. touch em all on that one, Hair but if you think that the denizens of this electronic message board can can get a reference to here comes a regular on the Tim lp, that is a leap of Dennis Millerian proportions. but hey hair, you're my favorite thing later sabu |
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| Author: | WaitingforRuffcorn [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Holmes at the 1:20 mark- still fits in his Babe Ruth uniform and shows the swing that almost got him drafted: https://wgntv.com/2018/07/13/getting-to ... ios-pizza/ |
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| Author: | Big Gunt [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Larry and his fucking "art!" 
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| Author: | thewatcher [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Captain of the what the comic book club? Nothing sadder than grown men into comic books & superheroes. Dudes a fuckin nerd who has never laced up any gear in the name of sport. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
How can he be creepier on TV than on the radio? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
thewatcher wrote: Captain of the what the comic book club? Nothing sadder than grown men into comic books & superheroes. Dudes a fuckin nerd who has never laced up any gear in the name of sport. Im sorry, were you nearly drafted by an MLB team? |
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| Author: | thewatcher [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
rogers park bryan wrote: thewatcher wrote: Captain of the what the comic book club? Nothing sadder than grown men into comic books & superheroes. Dudes a fuckin nerd who has never laced up any gear in the name of sport. Im sorry, were you nearly drafted by an MLB team? Not about me, lol....also I don’t believe Norbit(Leery)was either. Him and Goff loved to tell lies about their athleticism and luck with the ladies. Neither has any game on either subject. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
What stories does goff tell about his athleticism? I dont recall him being like larry in that area |
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| Author: | shakes [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
rogers park bryan wrote: "For the most part I was Captain of every team I was ever on" I'm sure everyone is focusing on the captain part of the sentence, but I'm still hung up on the BS that he was ever actually on any teams in the frist place. What sport did he even pretend to play? |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Laurence is getting more and more like Julie in that his lies and exaggerations spread to many fields and often change. When he wanted to impress upon everyone how smart he is and that he could have gone to a better school than DePaul, he used to say he was accepted to Michigan but didn't go because it was too expensive and he didn't want his parents to have to pay that much even though they said they would. That has now changed to him being accepted to Yale but not going because he didn't want his parents to pay that much even though they said they would. |
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| Author: | shakes [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
scoregirl wrote: My favorite is the "I tell my wife 'you used to live in a room; now you live in house'. Remember that". Dick comment. Is that better/worse than me always reminding my wife that she was a west of Milwaukee Avenue Jew and she's lucky I decided to slum it. |
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| Author: | thewatcher [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
RFDC wrote: What stories does goff tell about his athleticism? I dont recall him being like larry in that area Pretty sure I heard Goff yammer about him still playing basketball and being good in his opinion. But then again all black dudes think they are good at basketball. Nerds like Goff and Norbit included |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Lotta jealousy out here. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 1:24 pm ] |
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Goff is pretty good at basketball considering that as soon as his coach tried to help him work on his shot, he walked out of the gym. |
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| Author: | thewatcher [ Fri Jul 13, 2018 2:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Curious Hair wrote: Goff is pretty good at basketball considering that as soon as his coach tried to help him work on his shot, he walked out of the gym. Probably told the whitey coach to kiss his ass too - kind of like at the score- right before his black ass got fired. Lol |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Anyone hear Larry tonight going on and on and on about what a great athlete he was and how much better he was than any other score employee with the possible exception of Haugh I really think he keeps talking about this stuff to convince himself that it is true |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
RFDC wrote: Anyone hear Larry tonight going on and on and on about what a great athlete he was and how much better he was than any other score employee with the possible exception of Haugh I really think he keeps talking about this stuff to convince himself that it is true Best athlete on the CFMB!! Light ‘em up, Chicago!! |
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| Author: | beni hanna [ Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
Best cfmb athlete...hmm Now or in there prime? How do we obtain bonafides? Do we go by the Krazy ivan (no hockey, golf, etc.) rules for sport or the ESPN version of sport? |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
thewatcher wrote: Captain of the what the comic book club? Nothing sadder than grown men into comic books & superheroes. Dudes a fuckin nerd who has never laced up any gear in the name of sport. One of my favorite's from the world of Marvel Comics: THE WATCHER 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
RFDC wrote: Anyone hear Larry tonight going on and on and on about what a great athlete he was and how much better he was than any other score employee with the possible exception of Haugh I wonder if he never heard the laugh track when Al Bundy would talk about scoring 4 TDs for Polk High. |
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Laurence Holmes quotes |
RFDC wrote: Anyone hear Larry tonight going on and on and on about what a great athlete he was and how much better he was than any other score employee with the possible exception of Haugh I really think he keeps talking about this stuff to convince himself that it is true Mac played college football at Ball St. Zawaski tackled McNabb in high school. Telander might have been the best score athlete college-wise. He was All-Big Ten 10 at Northwestern. |
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