he humblebragged about getting comped tickets to a Suns pre season game from his agent. Sir, those are the tickets they hand out on the street so the can keep the concessions people employed. Your agent must be making some bank on your talent if that is the perq he granted to you.

He also dropped some Larry strangeness on the audience by letting us know that he calls his wife The White Panther. I'm sure it is innocent with sir as it always seemed like his interactions with females were based in some grade school age stunted growth. However, there are some odd implications with that name. Maybe she nicknamed him The Mocha Marshmallow

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

He's still on the air?

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Freud would have a field day with Larry.

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I never know if I should laugh at him, feel bad for him, or be annoyed by him. He's a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Did he replay someone else's show?

He is kinda that creepy uncle, you just don't leave your kid with.

i heard that whole segment. he humblebragged about everything in that "weekend in the desert". white panther doesn't sound like something she likes, but either tolerates or doesn't know about. i wonder if she listens to him on the air, ever.

i like that he tried to say he was 5'9" on a good day. i'm 5'8" on a good day, and i was at least a head taller than him when i met him at the boers & bernstein roast years ago.

Is there a pic of Larry and Bernsie next to each other? This would help solve his height issue

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Not next to each other, oh well.

That's a lot of douche.

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Parkins looks like he's always leaning a bit due to his back. The group has good looks for radio. At first I liked Larry. He actually even stood up with the little league controversy and said they were wrong. He's pretty much unlistenable now with his arrogance, comic book superheroes, and Julie ass kissing. Also, his favorite sports talk host? Yes, it's Jason Goff.

He's always been unlistenable.

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I've noticed Larry has a day or two off every week. Which I find odd given he's interrupted by Cubs games and the NFL. Soon to be Depaul, Illinois, and Bulls basketball. Shep subs at least once a week. So Larry has mostly half hour shows and still days off every week. And his days off usually come when it's a full show. Shep and that black guy have been on in that slot. I don't get that.

Whatever he's making is probably more per hour than the full timers at the SCORE per hour. Cuz he's always taking about trips to Arizona and eating out at good restaurants. So Larry has it good. He only works about 10 hours a week. Sometimes less.

And yes, Good Dolphin, nicknaming his wife "White Panther" is weird. He's a socially awkward guy that found a socially awkward wife. No normal girl would put up with his weirdness.

He says a lot of weird and stupid stuff. He's a strange guy. But he doesn't know it. Most people would call him out on it. But people are scared to do so because they would think that Larry would think they are racist. SCORE people know that and just compliment him to avoid tension.

Or it's two gay people deciding to get married to keep an image and please the parents. Wouldn't rule that out. It's one or the other.

Then they make a lot of trips to Arizona to bang Steve Stone. Who also has a fake wife for his image.

I've always given Larry credit for being smart enough to take his vacation days when he would have full shows.

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I was thinking he same!

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

Is there another kind?

Christ, would it be that hard for people to own a pair of goddamn slacks?

Yes

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yes. Amy Lawrence.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Some more prime L Holmes:

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

I would not have known that was Lance Briggs. He's put on a few pounds. His costume is pretty good, though.

riding on the back of pedobear.

I'm sure Lawrence will remind everyone that he hung out with Lance talking football.

The next time he does his Dan Bernstein act where he implies the local media is too soft on a team, I'll think of this picture with Lance.

I realize that Lance is retired, but Lawrence did love to let everyone know that he was close to several players on the team (Lance, Charles, etc.). Generally speaking, I didn't have any large issues with his reporting with the exception of his need to being friends with some of the players he was covering.

Larry is a disturbed, weirdo guy. I'm sure the wife has realized this. But I'm convinced it's not a real marriage. Just convenient to please both of their parents while they both live alternative lives. Gotta please Catholic parents.

A banged lamborghini would have been better.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

IDK, she looks like a nerd, so she might be into this weird shit from him.

Guy on the left is wearing a muscle suit and ralphed 3 seconds after this pic was taken.

Guy on the far right has a YouTube cooking channel with 300 subscribers.

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