Has anyone seen these creepy broadcasts he's been doing from his couch. It started with the World Series, and has continued with Bears games. Today it looks like he has his wife hostage. Kind of pathetic all around.

Holy crap.

Nyet, spasiba.

Nyet, spasiba.

Definite fat ass. On his way to another breakup if he doesn't lose weight.

He's married again?

That's a great advertisement for being in a band.

You don't remember when Spiegs was offended by Parkins giving him gift cards that Dave Kaplan hands out because it was for a 3rd wedding?

By the way, I'm on team Parkins for that beef. You don't get nice, special gifts for wedding numero 3. Besides, those Joe's Seafood gift cards probably had a higher value than most other gifts given out so who cares if they were comped to Parkins.

Anyone that has gift expectations for their 3rd wedding is definitely a schmuck.

If you have been invited to all 3, I would agree.

So how many times have you been married?

My friends wedding toast as the best man, it was the groom's second go around. He started with "It's good to see all of you again."

my 2nd time around was basically a catered cookout. we tried to our best to keep it as casual as possible and discourage gifts. Ended up being a hell of a good time. There wasn't a chance in hell I was going to go through another formal wedding....complete waste of time, money, and energy.

I think meat-pants justified it because it was "her first marriage". Man that biological clock must be ticking and those ovaries aching to have to settle for climbing Mount Spiegel.

I think the "fiery Latina" has one or two grown kids of her own. I don't believe she's looking to procreate with him.