Nothing like being a columnist for a newspaper which noone reads or buys online. Jesus H Christ

following in the footsteps of stephen a smith. he's going to religiously use a thesaurus.

the yearly income chart will have to be readjusted

Score $500,000
DePaul Professor $250,000
land holdings $150,000
various television wrongful termination settlements $600,000
appearance fees $50,000
Sun Times $300,000

nice year for our guy.

He was holding back on the bigger deals until after the divorce so as not to have it cut in half.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

You're going to buy the physical paper and neatly cut out each column and put them in a shoebox.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

King of Dying Media

Uh, the year needs to be adjusted as well. These figures may have been accurate in 2015. Not so much now.

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too low?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Holmes said he had dinner with (following a pregnant pause) "a buddy" last night.

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If you could make mid-six figures as an adjunct professor, you know you would be teaching law instead of practicing it.

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come on now, it's freaking Leery; no shoe box for the Larry columns: laminated and framed and hung up on the wall.

Or at least those padded scrapbooks with the cellophane covered pages.

Thinking more like Nagy, there was a picture of a room in his house where visor boy had all his Wendy's menu play sheets framed and hanging on the wall, thinking Larry would have his framed in shadow boxes handing on the walls of his palatial estate.