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Laurence Holmes, weekend host on CBS Radio sports/talk WSCR-AM (670), is branching out into television, courtesy of NBC-owned WMAQ-Channel 5.
Starting September 9, he'll preview that day's Bears game with news anchors Rob Elgas and Zoraida Sambolin on Channel 5's Sunday morning newscast.

"hey ladies, my name is lawrence holmes, you probably know me from channel 5 bear's pregame and wscr 670 the score, where i have my own radio show. some people say i look and sound like urkel, but i could kick that mothers ass. will you please have sex with me? "

This is a newscast right? So I'm thinking it's a five minute segment where the news anchors ask Larry dumb, uninformed questions about the Bears that Larry answers with fake enthusiasm.

And for my money, Zoraida is pretty hot in a "she acts so prim, you know she's a freak" type of way.

I don't think Larry will be at Soldier Field. Larry still has his Bears pre game on the Score right?

Well, NBC 5 is down stairs from the Score. He'll just go down there and do it live. Then do his show. It's no big deal. Nobody will watch.

If you want to watch NFL pre game stuff there is plenty out there on Sunday mornings. Why would you want to watch an NBC 5 newscast with Larry?

They probably gave Larry 200 bucks per show to do 5 minutes. So that's easy money for Larry since he's in the building anyway.

Author:	nostradamus [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:25 am ]
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radio column www.suntimes.com Laurence Holmes, weekend host on CBS Radio sports/talk WSCR-AM (670), is branching out into television, courtesy of NBC-owned WMAQ-Channel 5. Starting September 9, he'll preview that day's Bears game with news anchors Rob Elgas and Zoraida Sambolin on Channel 5's Sunday morning newscast.

Author:	Beebo [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:00 pm ]
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nostradamus wrote: radio column www.suntimes.com Laurence Holmes, weekend host on CBS Radio sports/talk WSCR-AM (670), is branching out into television, courtesy of NBC-owned WMAQ-Channel 5. Starting September 9, he'll preview that day's Bears game with news anchors Rob Elgas and Zoraida Sambolin on Channel 5's Sunday morning newscast. Good for Larry. Maybe something good will come of this.

Author:	BD [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:04 pm ]
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nostradamus wrote: radio column www.suntimes.com Laurence Holmes, weekend host on CBS Radio sports/talk WSCR-AM (670), is branching out into television, courtesy of NBC-owned WMAQ-Channel 5. Starting September 9, he'll preview that day's Bears game with news anchors Rob Elgas and Zoraida Sambolin on Channel 5's Sunday morning newscast. He should have no problem fitting this into his Sunday Morning Pre-Game Show with all the taped interviews that he plays.

Author:	Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:15 pm ]
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This could confuse a lot of people with Family Matters re-runs.

Author:	Beardown [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:28 pm ]
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This is a newscast right? So I'm thinking it's a five minute segment where the news anchors ask Larry dumb, uninformed questions about the Bears that Larry answers with fake enthusiasm. Who watches a local newscast on NFL Sundays? And who the hell is Rob Elgas and Zoraida Sambolin? Congrats Larry. You've made the big time.

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Author:	Spiral Stairs [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:39 pm ]
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just another pick up line for larry. "hey ladies, my name is lawrence holmes, you probably know me from channel 5 bear's pregame and wscr 670 the score, where i have my own radio show. some people say i look and sound like urkel, but i could kick that mothers ass. will you please have sex with me? "

Author:	The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 1:48 pm ]
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Deacon Blues wrote: "hey ladies, my name is lawrence holmes, you probably know me from channel 5 bear's pregame and wscr 670 the score, where i have my own radio show. some people say i look and sound like urkel, but i could kick that mothers ass. will you please have sex with me? " slap!

Author:	Hawkeye Vince [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:11 pm ]
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nostradamus wrote: radio column www.suntimes.com Laurence Holmes, weekend host on CBS Radio sports/talk WSCR-AM (670), is branching out into television, courtesy of NBC-owned WMAQ-Channel 5. Starting September 9, he'll preview that day's Bears game with news anchors Rob Elgas and Zoraida Sambolin on Channel 5's Sunday morning newscast. He did this last year - why is this a shock? Maybe he'll take some lesson on how to dress for TV from Rob Elgas.

Author:	hootmon [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:12 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: This is a newscast right? So I'm thinking it's a five minute segment where the news anchors ask Larry dumb, uninformed questions about the Bears that Larry answers with fake enthusiasm. Bingo. They'll have him do a live shot in front of Soldier Field at about 8:30 am talking about the fans who are tailgating and how they expect a Bears victory. And for my money, Zoraida is pretty hot in a "she acts so prim, you know she's a freak" type of way.

Author:	Hawkeye Vince [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:32 pm ]
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hootmon wrote: And for my money, Zoraida is pretty hot in a "she acts so prim, you know she's a freak" type of way. Yes. And I would.

Author:	Killer V [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:36 pm ]
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Zoraida is way more than all-righta...

Author:	BD [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:39 pm ]
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Holmes was agreeing with Boers/Bernstein before the first pre-season game that it's meaningless, and that he can't wait to be done with it, but then hosted a show either that evening or in the next day or so, and wanted to know what particular improvement (or player) they were looking to see.

Author:	Beardown [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 2:52 pm ]
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I don't think Larry will be at Soldier Field. Larry still has his Bears pre game on the Score right? Well, NBC 5 is down stairs from the Score. He'll just go down there and do it live. Then do his show. It's no big deal. Nobody will watch. If you want to watch NFL pre game stuff there is plenty out there on Sunday mornings. Why would you want to watch an NBC 5 newscast with Larry? They probably gave Larry 200 bucks per show to do 5 minutes. So that's easy money for Larry since he's in the building anyway.

Author:	Hawkeye Vince [ Wed Aug 22, 2007 3:04 pm ]
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Beardown wrote: I don't think Larry will be at Soldier Field. Larry still has his Bears pre game on the Score right? Well, NBC 5 is down stairs from the Score. He'll just go down there and do it live. Then do his show. It's no big deal. Nobody will watch. If you want to watch NFL pre game stuff there is plenty out there on Sunday mornings. Why would you want to watch an NBC 5 newscast with Larry? They probably gave Larry 200 bucks per show to do 5 minutes. So that's easy money for Larry since he's in the building anyway. I'll watch him but that's only because I am watching NBC5 to see Zoraida and Ginger Zee. Yummy.

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