This is why Jay Mariotti still has a job in Chicago:

Stop the presses - BREAKING NEWS!!!!

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The name's Rockmore. Beef Rockmore

Telander's clearly more interested in spending time with his family

I'm not sure those dogs trusted Michael Vick when he was constantly beating them and poking them with sticks, but that's just me.

Point well taken though.

Perfect caption to the article Beef. Telander is pathetic.

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I know I, for one, always look for self indulgent crap in my sports pages.

Apparently he has no thoughts on our first place baseball teams, our football team's inevitable butchering of the draft, our middle linebacker's pouting or anything else involving, oh, I don't know...sports.

...and then Pappy learned about yesterday's Telander column and gave him a shout-out to close today's show.

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