The lusting over the channel 5 girls is very creepy. I really feel sorry for Paula and Ginger. They have to be weirded out.

Funny you say that. I've noticed that he says "to" as "t-eu". It is fucking annoying. He can't even pronounce Illinois. It's "Ellinois" in Larry's world.

He's also one of those ass holes that won't pronounce the "H" on words like Houston. It's "U-ston" for Larry. I actually heard him pronounce Fred Huebner that way. He said "Fred U-bener". That's just wrong. If the actual person pronounces his name with the "H" then you should as well. You should also pronounce the "H" on Houston but Larry isn't the only guy that does that.

Why not just live and let live?

He's also one of those ass holes that won't pronounce the "H" on words like Houston. It's "U-ston" for Larry. I actually heard him pronounce Fred Huebner that way. He said "Fred U-bener". That's just wrong. If the actual person pronounces his name with the "H" then you should as well. You should also pronounce the "H" on Houston but Larry isn't the only guy that does that.

Right. 90% of the pulse segment is Larry telling you how amazing it is and explaining what it is. You're right BD, he'll always say "What are you talking about around the water cooler and on the streets."

That fuckin' "water cooler". Like we're living in the 1970s or something. Who the fuck gathers around water coolers anymore? That sounds so stupid. Who talks in the streets? That reminds me of an old 1950s movie where Mac would meet Buddy in the street, talk about Micky Mantle's homer, as they walked to the pool hall.

It's not an amazing thing Larry. This "pulse" of yours. Just open up the lines. We're talking about yesterdays fuckin' game. Or we're talking about whatever the hell is in the news. Same shit that you use as a talk show host. It's not complicated. Taking calls isn't amazing even if you give it a fancy name like "The Pulse."

This is another example of Larry patronizing his listeners with this bullshit.

That's what I've noticed about Bernsie. He just starts talking about something and gives out the number. He never introduces a topic. People just jump in on whatever he is talking about. It's not this canned bullshit that Larry does.

Laurence Knows What We Care About

Larry is all canned bullshit. The only one who is amazed at his pronouncements is him. I thnk he really has very little to offer so the window dressing takes up time and space. Yet he is so amazed that he is on the air that he has to walk each caller by the hand through his little world and all of its amazements. It is torture for most of us.

Funny you say that. I've noticed that he says "to" as "t-eu". It is fucking annoying. He can't even pronounce Illinois. It's "Ellinois" in Larry's world.

He's also one of those ass holes that won't pronounce the "H" on words like Houston. It's "U-ston" for Larry. I actually heard him pronounce Fred Huebner that way. He said "Fred U-bener". That's just wrong. If the actual person pronounces his name with the "H" then you should as well. You should also pronounce the "H" on Houston but Larry isn't the only guy that does that.

The lusting over the channel 5 girls is very creepy. I really feel sorry for Paula and Ginger. They have to be weirded out.

-Telling people he was close to being in MLB.

I didn't realize playing club baseball in college quantified as being close to MLB.

He tried out for the Cubs.

Suckers Playground tried out for the Tigers.....so did almost make the MLB also? I tried out for the Phillies back in 93, does that count too?

I know I really care about Larry trying to sing karoke to Biz Markie's "Just a Friend"

Could there possibly be any worse radio?

I've heard about five minutes of the Laurence Holmes midday show. In those five minutes I heard the Dramatic Hamster soundbite (in reference to the Twins chasing the Sox) about five times. Forced meme.