Congrats to LH though, but that was funny
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| Author: | Porterhouse [ Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
2nd hand news: Hampton's hosting a Super Bowl party at Murphys bleacher bar. Oh boy. |
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| Author: | Spiral Stairs [ Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
no larry mention? larry is bigtime, maybe he and his dad are hosting their own party in larry's apt. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
Anyone attend? I considered, but awoke just before game time |
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| Author: | At Large [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
Didn't go but heard Larry brag yesterday about how he picked up a "cougar." Not a MILF, he said, because MILFs have kids. No, this was a cougar and "she made breakfast for me" he later declared. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
Poor Larry. He doesn't realize that he is his mother's child. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
This show would be much better if Mitch were to remove Larry and replace him with Goff and Abbatacola. Hampton isn't strong enough to be half of a two-man booth, but could do pretty well as part of a threesome. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
At Large wrote: Didn't go but heard Larry brag yesterday about how he picked up a "cougar." Not a MILF, he said, because MILFs have kids. No, this was a cougar and "she made breakfast for me" he later declared. Did Larry really brag about banging a Grandma? You gotta be kidding me. Did she make you breakfast, Larry? I hope you washed her dentures in return. Wow. What a tacky thing to say on the air. Kind of sick too. Especially when Larry felt he had to describe to his audience the difference between a cougar and a MILF. Thanks, Larry. That's fuckin' hilarious. What a d-bag. Hampton was probably rolling his eyes and thinking that he probably banged this women when she was young. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
Larry - Hi Cougar, I'm Larry. What brings you here? Did you hear I was gonna be here? Cougar - No. The Super Bowl you simpleton. Larry - Oh. Yeah. I'm really, really, really excited about this game. It's gonna be sooooooooooo great!!!! Cougar - Yeah. Should be. [Quickly downs her "Cougar Martini" and flags the waitress to bring her another.] Larry - So, what's on your mind? What's hot? What are you talking about at the old folks home? What are you talking about on the street? This is your chance to program the coversation, Cougar. It's something I like to call..."The Cougar Pulse". This is where I react to you. Do you get it? It's me, Larry, reacting to you...the Cougar. Do you get it? Do you want me to explain it again in the 1 o'clock hour? Cougar - Just take me home, Larry. Try not to talk too much. Wheel me out of here. Let's get this over with. Larry - Yes Maam!!!! I'll give you a personal "Me Show". You really, really like me, huh? Cougar - No you dumb ass. Let's just go. Larry - Hey Hamp!!!! Look what I got!!!! |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
| Congrats to LH though, but that was funny |
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| Author: | Chico Dusty [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
That "simpleton" quote by Ted Cox is classic, and timeless. But no, I won't say I like Cox. Some of you might get too excited. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Hamps SB party@Murphys bar |
Beardown wrote: Larry - Yes Maam!!!! . You really, really like me, huh? I'll give you a personal "Me Show"
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