So on my way to grab some food I was listening to hit and run...apparently someone pissed in the bear whisperer's cheerios, because he was being a real prick to callers.

First he quipped "i like how you called and hung up at the same time" when a guy told him his thoughts and got off the line...really, this isn't a normal way to make a call? I hear it all the time...don't take it so personally Zach. Then later on a guy said he had two points but after point one there was a five second pause and he thought he got cut off...Zach then says something to the extent of "i understand being on a 50,000 watt signal can be intimidating, so take a moment to collect yours thoughts, because we have all the time in the world" and then click...

Then when the score went to a commercial, I switch to 1000 and the first words out of Gene's mouth I hear are...

"This isn't black and white...this isn't shades of gray...it's about right or wrong!"

Umm...isn't that black and white, then?

Zack is an angry guy that doesn't really know much about baseball. He's all over the place.

The word "right" is his crutch. Mother fucker uses it all the time. Sometimes 5 or 6 times in a given rant.

"The Cubs want to win the division, right? So for that to happen they need to get healthy, right? They need to start hitting the ball and pitching well, right? They need to score more runs than the other team, right? That's what I think. What do you think? 312-591-6700...

Hopefully the new line up will put Lawrence back on the Bears beat and the Bear Whisperer can go away. I hear the webio is hiring.