How lucky can one guy be?
I scammed him and he scammed me.
Like a fella once said:
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"

The checks were about to bounce,
Like a cat I was quick to pounce.
Like a sailor said quote:
"Ain't that a hole in a boat?"

My head keeps spinnin',
These 30 employees ain't grinnin''
If this is just the beginnin'
My life is gonna be a livin' hell.

The Feds, they were at the door,
I called the lady agent a dirty whore.
Tell me quick,
ain't that a kick in the head?

Like the fella once said:
"Ain't that a kick in the head?"

Like the sailor said quote:
"Ain't that a hole in a boat?"

Hernandez is a dirty rat',
I'm gonna beat him with a ball bat'
If this is just the beginnin'
My life is gonna be beautiful.

He's tellin' me not to talk to the Feds,
I quickly doubled my meds,
I couldn't feel any better or I'd be sick.

Tell me quick,
Oh, ain't that a kick...?
Tell me quick,
ain't that a kick in the head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sTP994tOMk

What's up, Beardown? Did the blowup doll spring a leak?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

You can add on if you want...

I said hi to April Rose
She told me to suck a hose
Tell me quick,
ain't that a kick in the head?

I would rather have April Rose suck a hose...
But, hey, it's your song, so you do whatever you want.

What is your new mail order bride's thoughts on your affinity for cheap hookers? I hope domestic life hasn't taken you from your hobby. Now, that would be a kick in the head.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer