good dolphin wrote:
He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day.
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:25 am ] |
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This site was built for Sports Media Reviews,correct? Let's start with Dave Kaplan: Why? Because he is totally harmless. Never edgy & always politcally correct. I read he just signed on for 5 years with Comcast. NICE. This guy is straight,old-time WGN kiss-ass. Never says anything out of line & always wears a nice suit. Fuck HIM! OK, you guys got anyone that flies under the radar? |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Return to CSFMB Roots: Attack on Sports Media People |
Woah, woah, woah... What is this "sports" crazy-talk? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:06 am ] |
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What are you, Chet Coppock? That prick wailed on everyone in Sports Radio except for Mac and Jurko today on Facebook. What a shithead. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:52 am ] |
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I'm not a Kap fan either. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:31 am ] |
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Kaplan has been on the air for at least a decade and there are about 3 posts about him on this entire board. He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. His googly eye is creepy. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:33 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day.
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:34 am ] |
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David Kaplan is awful. From his time on Sports Central to CTL, he gives voice to those who should have their voiceboxes forcibly removed. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:35 am ] |
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Wow, OKC shot from nowhere. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:36 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. My next sig starting on Saturday. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:37 am ] |
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spmack wrote: good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. My next sig starting on Saturday. You are really building up this new year spmack stuff, you just going to be a big disappointment again? |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:37 am ] |
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Damn, dolphin side-swiping Cairo. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:40 am ] |
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RFDC wrote: spmack wrote: good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. My next sig starting on Saturday. You are really building up this new year spmack stuff, you just going to be a big disappointment again? It'll be disappointing because I'm resolving to abstain from Kid Cairo jokes. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:40 am ] |
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spmack wrote: It'll be disappointing because I'm resolving to abstain from Kid Cairo jokes. You resolved to do that not too long ago for the remainder of 2010, so what else is new? 
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:42 am ] |
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RFDC wrote: spmack wrote: It'll be disappointing because I'm resolving to abstain from Kid Cairo jokes. You resolved to do that not too long ago for the remainder of 2010, so what else is new? I haven't really made any Kid Cairo jokes this month, have I? |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:46 am ] |
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spmack wrote: RFDC wrote: spmack wrote: It'll be disappointing because I'm resolving to abstain from Kid Cairo jokes. You resolved to do that not too long ago for the remainder of 2010, so what else is new? I haven't really made any Kid Cairo jokes this month, have I? True. Your disappointment levels are reaching new highs. Glad to know we can continue to count on you being disappointing into the new year. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:18 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. My next sig starting on Saturday. I wonder who Juggs is? BTW, C Howitt Dolphin, where is dinner tonight? The 95th? |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:39 pm ] |
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I'll be finding new people to go back and forth with. And Seacrest, I am not Juggs. Big Fan can confirm. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 12:54 pm ] |
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Seacrest wrote: spmack wrote: good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. My next sig starting on Saturday. I wonder who Juggs is? BTW, C Howitt Dolphin, where is dinner tonight? The 95th? I had drinks one night at a nice bar with old friends during christmas week...I drove there in my 12 year old car. |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:08 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: I'll be finding new people to go back and forth with. And Seacrest, I am not Juggs. Big Fan can confirm. I meant GD was Juggs. Bigfan can confirm.  I had lunch at Parkys today. In my 14 year old car.
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:10 pm ] |
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Seacrest wrote: spmack wrote: I'll be finding new people to go back and forth with. And Seacrest, I am not Juggs. Big Fan can confirm. I meant GD was Juggs. Bigfan can confirm. I had lunch at Parkys today. In my 14 year old car.Oh yeah, now that I can believe....Juggs is a long time guy, whomever he/she is.... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:11 pm ] |
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spmack wrote: Juggs is a long time guy, whomever he/she is.... A long time guy? Eliminates Dolphin if you ask me. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:35 pm ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: This site was built for Sports Media Reviews,correct? nope and while I agree about what Kaplan has become on the air, I don't fault the guy for not wanting to lose some pretty lucrative gigs after doing his own thing, no internships, no bullshit. he started Windy City Roundball Review from nothing and built it into his own media career as a WGN all star. |
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| Author: | Beebo [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:47 pm ] |
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On a tangent, I read where Comcast has been given permission to buy NBC. In the early days, a lot of discussions revolved around certain shows/hosts, and how to make things better. Now we got ISOP, baiting, hatred and circle-jerkery. It's time to morph again 
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| Author: | johnnyfontane [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:15 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: What are you, Chet Coppock? Chet occasionally had a relevant thought. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:06 am ] |
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i loathe kaplan. yeah sure he started up some basketball thing and was grassroots and got attention, but somewhere along the way he got blowjobs from all these local media awards (his wikipedia page even proclaims he was a FATHER OF THE YEAR WINNER!) and he became some sort of a kiss-my-ring type on WGN radio and hearing him hold court with his ALS is just.... errrrgh. his cubs postgame shit is horrible because he str8up pulls a joe buck and tells you what to think and if you disagree with him he basically tells you that you're wrong and cuts you down then bans you from his little media empire because you are just one of the sheep who has nothing in the wake to say of him and his alien face. "i tell it like it is...." my fucking ass. i've dedicated two blogs to dissecting the fucker and i think that pretty much about sums it up. sure, i technically am a bernstein guy... but i don't get the vibe that bernstein is coming from a holistic place like he's right because he's dan bernstein... and having met the guy IRL at a few remotes you don't get the douchebag vibe from him, he's just a man making his way through the media and for better or worse he's genuinely what he is on air (with the meatball confrontations trumped up for show schtick) kaplan... just... yeeesh. i'd call him vanilla but i don't want to insult the concept of bland flavorless blah by dragging it down via an association with @THEKAPMAN (tell your friends to follow for chicago sports breaking news!) |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:16 am ] |
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I wish you spent the time it took to write that post to dissect the actual David Kaplan. |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:11 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. I'm irrelevant every day of the week, Dauphin. Kinda why I attempted suicide earlier this year. Next time, I'll make sure to get the job done man...just for you. |
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| Author: | Free Ajent [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:14 am ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: [Kinda why I attempted suicide earlier this year. Next time, I'll make sure to get the job done man...just for you. Need help? |
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| Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:19 am ] |
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spmack wrote: good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. My next sig starting on Saturday. Why wait? Just put the signature up now. I know I'm a pathetic fuck. I know I'll never be loved and will never have a wife. I know I'm a piece of shit unworthy of breathing the same air as the rest of you guys. I get that. I've had 30 years of being a worthless fuck, I think I'm familiar with it. So why wait man? Why wait? Just put the signature up now and confirm what everybody else knows: Kid Cairo, no, fuck that...Jobez Ferguson is a worthless, lonely, loser piece of shit. There. Job done. Peace... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:26 am ] |
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote: spmack wrote: good dolphin wrote: He's as relevant as Kid Cairo on Valentine's Day. My next sig starting on Saturday. Why wait? Just put the signature up now. I know I'm a pathetic fuck. I know I'll never be loved and will never have a wife. I know I'm a piece of shit unworthy of breathing the same air as the rest of you guys. I get that. I've had 30 years of being a worthless fuck, I think I'm familiar with it. So why wait man? Why wait? Just put the signature up now and confirm what everybody else knows: Kid Cairo, no, fuck that...Jobez Ferguson is a worthless, lonely, loser piece of shit. There. Job done. Peace... Enough of this man. Seriously. Stop. Please. I am begging you. |
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