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Sorry...but a review of North's "5 min 1/2 hr news"
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Author:  Chint [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Sorry...but a review of North's "5 min 1/2 hr news"

The guy was really off his rocker today. Peapod must not have delivered his Depends.

Some nuggets of wisdom from Uncle Mikey:

We need to drill domestically for "gasoline." Why? The CEO of Shell says so.

All the "Solar People" want is solar panels. We're not doing away with oil. Says Mike: "until we run out, we'll always have oil." Brilliant insight.

Mike claims "putting in new oil" will generate half a million jobs. I always thought the objective was to TAKE OUT the oil, but who knows?

Next topic: Bankruptcy.

"I think it's a shameful thing to go bankrupt." This statement will come back to haunt him, for sure.

Next: Seatbelts.

"Not that they're not safe, but I don't wear a seatbelt. I never have." Translation: I'm a drunk driving idiot.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Sorry...but a review of North's "5 min 1/2 hr news"

Chint wrote:
Next: Seatbelts.

"Not that they're not safe, but I don't wear a seatbelt. I never have." Translation: I'm a drunk driving idiot.


Now we know the connection ....

Author:  Chus [ Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:37 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Sorry...but a review of North's "5 min 1/2 hr news"

Dem seatbelt laws is just more of the wussification of dis country. Ize been screamin about dis for years. If ize wants to go face first trew da windshield, dats my right. We gots to vote dese liberals out. Dere just lookin out for da blacks and da queers anyway.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Sorry...but a review of North's "5 min 1/2 hr news"

Mike didn't have a thought about replacing the n-word and injun in Huckleberry Finn?

Dat's right up his alley.


Or maybe be thinks it's talking about the restaurant....

Author:  Aggravated Sox Fan Bob [ Thu Jan 06, 2011 9:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Sorry...but a review of North's "5 min 1/2 hr news"

I think North is too dumb to be a genuine racist.
He is just a dumb ass stuck in 1964.
A goofy white loser personality who everyone's mother back then would call a "hoodlum". :lol: :lol:

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