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| Author: | OmerAsik [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
What's the over under for how many times the term "Dirty Sanchez" is used? |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
One must remember Ranger is seen as the serious guy, so he has an edge that people dont expect much. One of the best roasters at BB was Len Kasper. Good ole clean cut Len, when you didnt expect it, BAM! Of course you have the first idiot family of Chicago, with their idiot dad, Ozzie who has stated "I am ready, I got some stuff planned" I knew Ozzie wouldn't even know what a roast is and the fact he doesn't get to talk! or isnt suppossed to everytime he gets slammed. He think he is going to have a mic and respond back?? lol |
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| Author: | Rod [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Maybe he's going to have Oney tweet his responses. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Well, if he's going to be so bad let's do some writing for him. |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Who buys tickets to these events? |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Scorehead wrote: Who buys tickets to these events? Those who have money and can afford it...With all due respect to Ranger, there's a better guy on the SCORE staff who can zing the one-liners & insults. He is Ranger's teammate at the update desk, the very, very funny Joe Bartosch... 
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| Author: | spmack [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
SHARK wrote: Scorehead wrote: Who buys tickets to these events? Those who have money and can afford it...With all due respect to Ranger, there's a better guy on the SCORE staff who can zing the one-liners & insults. He is Ranger's teammate at the update desk, the very, very funny Joe Bartosch... You lost me with this post SHARK. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
SHARK wrote: Scorehead wrote: Who buys tickets to these events? Those who have money and can afford it...With all due respect to Ranger, there's a better guy on the SCORE staff who can zing the one-liners & insults. He is Ranger's teammate at the update desk, the very, very funny Joe Bartosch... Is Joe Bartosch your cousin SHARK? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Bartosch is only funny when he does his Dancing Fool routine on the Fox Thing in the Morning with Bob and Maryanne on Fridays, SHARK |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Terry's Peeps wrote: SHARK wrote: Scorehead wrote: Who buys tickets to these events? Those who have money and can afford it...With all due respect to Ranger, there's a better guy on the SCORE staff who can zing the one-liners & insults. He is Ranger's teammate at the update desk, the very, very funny Joe Bartosch... Is Joe Bartosch your cousin SHARK? Bartosch is very, very funny...Watching Matt "The Dancing Fool" Rodewald try to dance on NBC5's Friday morning local news before "The Today Show" is enough to make one want to vomit. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Bartosch is only funny when he does his Dancing Fool routine on the Fox Thing in the Morning with Bob and Maryanne on Fridays, SHARK I thought that was Mark Vasco with Hosea Sanders and Judy Hsu on ABC7 News in the morning? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Terry's Peeps wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Bartosch is only funny when he does his Dancing Fool routine on the Fox Thing in the Morning with Bob and Maryanne on Fridays, SHARK I thought that was Mark Vasco with Hosea Sanders and Judy Hsu on ABC7 News in the morning? No, but Mark Grote and Connor McKnight do the tango every day on the Channel 2 Morning News Program. |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Terry's Peeps wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Bartosch is only funny when he does his Dancing Fool routine on the Fox Thing in the Morning with Bob and Maryanne on Fridays, SHARK I thought that was Mark Vasco with Hosea Sanders and Judy Hsu on ABC7 News in the morning? Not even warm..."Moose" didn't travel from Northbrook to Los Angeles when Sporting News Radio relocated its studios & offices there a couple years ago. The closest I've seen Vasco on TV is on "The Joker's Wild", I mean CSN's "Chicago Tribune Live"... |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:40 pm ] |
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SHARK wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Bartosch is only funny when he does his Dancing Fool routine on the Fox Thing in the Morning with Bob and Maryanne on Fridays, SHARK I thought that was Mark Vasco with Hosea Sanders and Judy Hsu on ABC7 News in the morning? Not even warm...quote] But Golden.... |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
I thought Boers called Vasko the "Golden One" when he did "Scoreboard Updates" a few years ago. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
SHARK wrote: I thought Boers called Vasko the "Golden One" when he did "Scoreboard Updates" a few years ago. No. The Golden Shower... |
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| Author: | SHARK [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Q.Bovifs wrote: SHARK wrote: Scorehead wrote: Who buys tickets to these events? Those who have money and can afford it...With all due respect to Ranger, there's a better guy on the SCORE staff who can zing the one-liners & insults. He is Ranger's teammate at the update desk, the very, very funny Joe Bartosch... THAT is who Shark is - Joe Bartosch! HI, JOE! SHARK is not Joe Bartosch. SHARK isn't as funny or as clever as Bartosch... |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Krazy Ivan wrote: SHARK wrote: I thought Boers called Vasko the "Golden One" when he did "Scoreboard Updates" a few years ago. No. The Golden Shower... Que the Brickhouse mult... |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Scorehead wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: SHARK wrote: I thought Boers called Vasko the "Golden One" when he did "Scoreboard Updates" a few years ago. No. The Golden Shower... Que the Brickhouse mult... There are just too many things wrong with your sentence... |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:34 pm ] |
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Krazy Ivan wrote: Scorehead wrote: Que the Brickhouse mult... There are just too many things wrong with your sentence... Cué? |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:41 pm ] |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:51 pm ] |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
| The headshake was directed at KirkHead. To answer your question, "Fuck yeah I would". |
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| Author: | 8675309 [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
SHARK wrote: Scorehead wrote: Who buys tickets to these events? Those who have money and can afford it...With all due respect to Ranger, there's a better guy on the SCORE staff who can zing the one-liners & insults. He is Ranger's teammate at the update desk, the very, very funny Joe Bartosch... To each their own, but after hearing that opinion of who's funny I can't wipe the Edward R. Meow look off my face. Joe seems like a nice guy who has fun at his job, but very funny... ugh. At some point trying to make everything you say funny is OHFicially Harry T. humor. Mispronouncing words on purpose to fish for laughs from Terry is annoying and obvious. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Plus sini fucking hates Tosh.0 |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Ranger: A J.e.w, an african-american and a latino walk into a bar...and that fuckin' Joe Cowley is there in disguise to print everything that happened in the Sun-Times the next day. Headlines: Reinsdorf breaks up Guillen and Williams bar fight |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Scorehead wrote: Who buys tickets to these events? How about you buy a couple tables for the board. I'm sure you've got plenty of money for it. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:41 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
Joe B VERY Underused! |
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| Author: | OmerAsik [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
One night I was listening to Coast to Coast AM and Ian Punnett was the host. During the show he read an email from JOE BARTOSCH. It was about a lawyer who went missing in Pennsylvania. The episode was about people who disappeared. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Ranger @ Roast? Oh Boy. . . |
SHARK wrote: Scorehead wrote: Who buys tickets to these events? Those who have money and can afford it...With all due respect to Ranger, there's a better guy on the SCORE staff who can zing the one-liners & insults. He is Ranger's teammate at the update desk, the very, very funny Joe Bartosch... Oh yeah, he trained under the guidance of the Legendary Chicago Shock Jock: Shane "Rover" French. Even though it was short lived, starting in January of 2006 Rover's Morning Glory entertained what was left of the Howard Stern Audience in Chicago, Columbus, Detroit, Memphis, Rochester, and his hometown of Cleveland. In August of 2006, FreeFM pulled Rover from the coveted morning drive slot, replacing him with the New York-based "Opie and Anthony" show, which ran until WCKG changed formats and call-letters to 105.9 WCFS, (Chicago's Fresh FM) in November of 2007. Since departing WCKG, Rover has returned to his hometown of Cleveland where his ratings remain strong, despite a couple other failed attempts at syndication throughout the midwest. |
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