We had a record number of listeners to today's show. For the five of you who tuned in to talkzone.com, Elliott Harris and The David Spada thank you and will send you magnetic schedules for the Chicago Bandits.

Omer Asik told us "Chicago is good. Is different Europe." Dragan Tarlac, phoning in from Ankara, said, "David Elliott. No know," and hung up. Upon reaching Dalibor Bargaric we discovered he spoke no English at all.

Conchata Farrell and Bruce Vilanch stopped by the studio to model swimsuits. Vilanch talked about the excitement of being a longtime corner square.

I rarely troll.