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Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:44 am ]
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Artie Lange and Nick De Paulo. I have my inside sources. By inside sources I mean inside my head.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:45 am ]
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I watched a recent movie with Artie Lange: Beer League. I'm pretty sure he was dead through most of it.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:58 am ]
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Artie was strung out on heroin through most of Beer League.

I listened to some of Artie and Nick doing the Tony Bruno show last week. It wasn't bad.

I've always liked Artie and was hoping he'd go back to Stern. But, after hearing Howard rant this morning about not wanting any more drama on the show before he retires (he was talking about Jackie but you could tell he meant Artie also), that's not going to happen.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:06 pm ]
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Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.

Author:  denisdman [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:26 pm ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
I watched a recent movie with Artie Lange: Beer League. I'm pretty sure he was dead through most of it.


Love that movie. Gets better each time I watch it.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:39 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.


He's no Mully or Hanley, in my world, in the guffaw department - but I find Artie entertaining in the trainwreck genre.

Author:  Ed_from_Lisle [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:40 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.


Would James Harrison pee on him if he was on fire?

Author:  denisdman [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:41 pm ]
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.


Would James Harrison pee on him if he was on fire?


If he was on fire, I suspect it's because he is drunk, which means he would pee on himself. Make sense?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:42 pm ]
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.


Would James Harrison pee on him if he was on fire?



That would get him back on the Stern show, at least for a segment.

Author:  W_Z [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:43 pm ]
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speaking of stern, i enjoyed the scott vs. robin & howard about fox news this morning.

Author:  Ed_from_Lisle [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:44 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
That would get him back on the Stern show, at least for a segment.


Or Artie could play Anal Ring Toss to get back on... :shock:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:44 pm ]
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.


Would James Harrison pee on him if he was on fire?


No, but depending on the midgets' age (individually, not aggregate), R Kelly might fell like playing 'fireman'.

Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:49 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.

Wrong.

This would be funny.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:18 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
But, after hearing Howard rant this morning about not wanting any more drama on the show before he retires .


it sucks that he's unable to recognize that this is the #1 problem with the current show

He said he's not filling the comedian position which leaves Robin as the person with whom he interacts. That's a boring duo.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:19 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.


He's no Mully or Hanley, in my world, in the guffaw department - but I find Artie entertaining in the trainwreck genre.


If he does sports talk, you know he will be gambling again.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:30 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
But, after hearing Howard rant this morning about not wanting any more drama on the show before he retires .


it sucks that he's unable to recognize that this is the #1 problem with the current show

He said he's not filling the comedian position which leaves Robin as the person with whom he interacts. That's a boring duo.


He's basically admitted that he's mailing it in on this contract. He's cutting back to 3 shows/week, he's suing Sirius, he's not hiring anybody to add content to the show to replace Artie and instead relying on the "Wack-Packer du jour" (which is typically awful).

And, yet, with all that, it's still more entertaining than just about anything else on the radio.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 1:46 pm ]
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Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.

Wrong.

This would be funny.


It would be if it were you or me, but not him.

It's like Dave Attel or Jim Gaffigan .... I'd like to say they're funny, but they're just not.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:06 pm ]
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DonTiny,
What kind of A-Hole admits to never seeing Blazing Saddles but enjoyed Beer League?

That's me,I guess :oops:

Oh Yeah,Jim Gaffigan cracks me up,too! :eye:

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:08 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
DonTiny,
What kind of A-Hole admits to never seeing Blazing Saddles but enjoyed Beer League?

That's me,I guess :oops:

Oh Yeah,Jim Gaffigan cracks me up,too! :eye:


Nobody's perfect! :eye:

Author:  bigfan [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:09 pm ]
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Goff with Mulligan and Hanley?

Author:  W_Z [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 6:56 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's basically admitted that he's mailing it in on this contract. He's cutting back to 3 shows/week, he's suing Sirius, he's not hiring anybody to add content to the show to replace Artie and instead relying on the "Wack-Packer du jour" (which is typically awful).

And, yet, with all that, it's still more entertaining than just about anything else on the radio.


except when he has porn stars on. that is PTFB radio.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:12 pm ]
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W_Z wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's basically admitted that he's mailing it in on this contract. He's cutting back to 3 shows/week, he's suing Sirius, he's not hiring anybody to add content to the show to replace Artie and instead relying on the "Wack-Packer du jour" (which is typically awful).

And, yet, with all that, it's still more entertaining than just about anything else on the radio.


except when he has porn stars on. that is PTFB radio.

Bree Olsen was good today.

Author:  Scorehead [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:18 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
W_Z wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
He's basically admitted that he's mailing it in on this contract. He's cutting back to 3 shows/week, he's suing Sirius, he's not hiring anybody to add content to the show to replace Artie and instead relying on the "Wack-Packer du jour" (which is typically awful).

And, yet, with all that, it's still more entertaining than just about anything else on the radio.


except when he has porn stars on. that is PTFB radio.

Bree Olsen was good today.


How was she on the Stern show though???

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:18 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Gloopan Kuratz wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Arite Lange couldn't be funny even if he was drunk, on fire, and juggling Serbian midgets.

Wrong.

This would be funny.


It would be if it were you or me, but not him.

It's like Dave Attel or Jim Gaffigan .... I'd like to say they're funny, but they're just not.


Hoooooooot Pockets I always liked the show Insomniac but I didnt find Dave Attel amusing in any way shape or form

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