Little League on ESPN is simply bad for the kids
August 23, 2006
BY GREG COUCH SUN-TIMES COLUMNIST
He's 10 years old and figures to be in next year's Little League World Series, now labeled LLWS on the crawl on ESPN, mixed in seamlessly with MLB and NFL. The kid lives in Ottumwa, Iowa, and goes by ''Smash.''
College coaches and pro scouts are drooling. Baseball apparel companies and equipment manufacturers are calling. But it isn't easy to reach him because his agent is very protective, his trainer very secretive, his parents very annoying.
He needs to be tested for steroids.
Future is scary
I'm looking into the future of Little League baseball, and this is what I'm seeing. By future, I'm talking about anywhere from this afternoon on. The kid will come, with a different nickname. If not from Ottumwa, it'll be Wichita, Cheyenne or Lincoln. He's coming. He's just about here.
Have you been watching the Little League World Series on ESPN? This isn't your father's Little League anymore. No, this one is a sellout, filled with cheating teams, bad language and some of the worst parents on the planet. But we already know that.
I want to talk about this: These games, these children, should not be on national TV.
When did 12-year-old boys become part of our general entertainment? We can turn the channel, but that's not enough. Our kids are living with this, growing up with it. Watch Brent Musburger, Orel Hershiser and Erin Andrews on ESPN, how seriously they're taking this. You'll be looking at the heart of the problem with American sports. Steroids, bad sportsmanship, burned-out and disinterested kids. It all starts here. Just a simple business transaction between Little League selling its soul and ESPN buying it.
They've miked the coaches, and we heard one tell his pitcher that the umpire was squeezing the ''[deleted]'' out of him. And we heard a kid from Staten Island drop a very bad word, and apparently the coach then smacked him.
Hershiser said, ''I think it's a one-time incident. We document it and move on.''
Actually, we should document it, stop and rethink everything. These are the seeds of a culture. ESPN felt it had to put the rest of the series on a five-second delay.
But Musburger said that, on a humorous note, those kids would be known for the delay, ''and they can enjoy that.''
Apparel companies are giving these kids boxes of bats, shirts, freebies. Some kids said they feel like professionals. Oh, the things kids say.
Andrews reported that one kid's usual habit is to eat a doughnut before playing, but when it was delivered to the team hotel Tuesday, some other kid's uncle ate it. Now, back to you, Brent. Musburger broke down the bracket.
Harming the children
Charles Euchner, author of the book Little League, Big Dreams, talked to the Chattanooga Times and Free Press about what he calls the professionalism of childhood:
''More and more aspects of childhood are being organized into discreet activities, rule-bound, with an emphasis toward winning and competing. A certain amount of that is great. When the organized aspects of it overwhelm the play aspects of it, [the trouble begins]. I think what's happened with youth sports that are oriented toward a big, visible championship is that winning and excelling become so important that it's hard to explore other aspects [of play].''
There is something to be said for the hard, goal-oriented work these kids put in. There are things to be gained by sports, but it has to be more pure. Baseball for kids used to be about getting friends together on bikes -- not parents in minivans --and choosing up sides and finding a spot in a field. But parents have squeezed the fun out of sports, organized them to death. And then kids are pressured to practice their fun, work their fun, commit to it.
Did you see the kid walking off the bases the other day when he thought the game was over? He was wrong, so he was tagged out. And his team lost. That stuff happens all the time to kids. But he'll never forget it because of the pressure he was under, because it was on ESPN.
Kids should have balance. They should play baseball, climb trees, not be turned into professionals.
What kind of people are they developing now by putting kids on ESPN? The kind who cheat and want to use steroids. We know that high school kids are using; some states are already testing. So if 16-year-olds inject to keep up, then why not 12-year-olds who have a chance for a showcase on ESPN. Their parents will buy.
It's coming. It's set up perfectly.
They keep running corny commercials playing old-time music and tapping our Little League memories, depicting it as a neighborhood-volunteer thing. What a startling contrast from the coverage. This isn't brought to us by volunteers but by Tony the Tiger and the Colonel.
Here's the mission statement on the Little League Web site: ''[To] promote, develop, supervise and voluntarily assist in all lawful ways, the interest of those who will participate in Little League Baseball and Softball.''
How about, ''To provide an educational and healthful activity for kids in a wholesome environment.'' I made that up in 10 seconds. You can interpret the real one this way: To do whatever it takes as long as it's legal.
The Oregon team is an all-star group from a local league. There are rules governing how long seasons can be. So the league cut back its usual season so that its all-stars could practice together more. Understand? All the other kids in the league, the ones not on ESPN, were given practice time, fewer games to play.
It was in the rules, done in ''lawful ways.'' It hurt most of the kids so that a few could get glory.
What did that teach? Is this the new Americana?
_________________ Homer: "Asleep at the switch"? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!
Bart: I believe you, Dad.
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