Chicago Fanatics Message Board
https://mail.chicagofanatics.com/

Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexuality
https://mail.chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?f=156&t=65295
Page 1 of 1

Author:  Drop In [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexuality

Maybe? You know he wants to. He has a chance from 6-10 tonight.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Someone has hit the Chicos a bit early.

I like it. #DrinkyAlliance

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Huh? Did I miss something during the ~6pm "tranny" tonight?

DISCLAIMER: MY POSTS ARE NOT TO BE ANALYZED FOR DEEP AND/OR OTHERWISE SUBTLE HIDDEN/SUBLIMINABLE(- DUBYA) MESSAGES THAT EXIST UNDERNEATH THE VENEER OF STRAIGHTFORWARD MEANING. THERE IS NOTHING TO BE GLEAMED FROM SUBSEQUENT ANALYSIS. AND EVEN IF THERE WAS, PLENTY OF REPUTABLE BROTHERS HAVE BEEN CAUGHT UP WITH TRANNIES... ASK CHINGY, THE SHIT HAPPENS.

Author:  crosscheck [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

I turned it on just now and he's talking bout dan gilbert... and players forcing themselves on to other things? so... he's gay?

Hey, good for him, that takes strength...

Author:  Drop In [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Keeping Score wrote:
Drop In wrote:
Maybe? You know he wants to. He has a chance from 6-10 tonight.



YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's on????????????????????? I can listen?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(something wrong with my The Jason Goff Show thread?) :evil: :P


First to Speeps. Not yet. As Ringo would say, I have too much to do. Soon. For now, it's Chris Paul talk while I clean out the storage room.

No disrespect KS. I haven't done one of these stupid "huh" threads for a while. In the past, more people have listened because they clicked on my stupid thread.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

crosscheck wrote:
so... he's gay?


hell naw, he's just drunk and made a "little mistake" in that "ol girl" ended up being a tranny. homeboy ain't gay... as a matter of that, fuck you for thinking that, you pussy-free smalldicked heifer-chasing motherfucker!!!@#

ask any self-respecting brother ranging from chingy to bow wow to eddie murphy and all the way back to soulja boy, ma$e, lil wayne (go figure, right?) trey songz, ne-yo, and of course TIP HIMSELF, T.I >> ahem. ask all of them tho... they ain't gay, they ain't on the DL... they was just drunk as shit and had a "little mistake"

comeon man... when someone as ILL as cee-lo gets caught wiht a tranny... you gonna tell me all these rappers are gay? like rapping is gay as shit or something? i know you ain't imu17 so you ain't gonna say dumb shit like rap is secretly gay... so like, it's perfectly normal, no, fuck that... it's a sign that you "made it" in life when you're ballin so hard that you get so much pussy all the time like, you know, sometimes you're gonna make these "little mistakes..." foreal. it's actually a sign of honor, respect, and your dope-ass cash-flow that you get caught with a tranny.... think of it as a status symbol for the brothers in the 2000s much like gettin with a white girl was back in the 80s and shit. foreal. jay goff is goin places, fam!

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Keeping Score wrote:
There's some awfully good looking trannies out there.


i'm gonna just point out that YOU said that, and well, god bless KS... i dunno how you roll, but if i follow the board's lead you're the board's jailbird so i'm supposed to make gay jokes about you and shit. jailbird burrito!

anyways, for the sake of reference here's bow wow's tranny... i mean like, i ain't condone it, but you can see how a motherfucker can be all drunk and high up in the club and make that "little mistake", you know what i'm sayin?

Image

btw, if you ever read that tucker max book "i hope they serve beer in hell" (which was about the biggest hottest read one time i spent a few days @ the hotel 26th-n-california) i think he talks to a gay dude in there who talked about how on-point tranny surgery is, and like, that dude postulated that if you've had a lot of drunken adventures with the puss that there's a decent % chance that you've fucked a tranny. i'll go see if i can find the exact quote of what to look for, but like, suffice to say that this dude convinced tucker max that he indeed fucked a tranny. which is why the goff is vindicated here, cuz he gets so much puss the law of averages mandates that he's bound to have had one. which makes the goff even cooler in my book, cuz only motherfuckers who BALL have to end up with a tranny because of the law of averages, like my brother of another color from a different mother jason GEORGE motherfuckin (like why you think her throat hurts? eh?) GOFF,

Author:  Drop In [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Big Fan sucks

(I mean please prune this thread)

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Jason BernStine didn't just play Scrabble with Raymont Harris...

Author:  SomeGuy [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Naw man, you know that Jennifer Love Hewiit (JLH) is fine but chew can keep that Bella from Twilight, naw man....I'm good

Author:  crosscheck [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Drop In wrote:
Big Fan sucks

(I mean please prune this thread)

prune yo self bitch, tis thread stays


As for the Godly one, he just looks like/talks like a little bitch

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

I'll try to help out ......

Image

Author:  Drop In [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!

WU-TANG CLAN LYRICS

"Can It Be All So Simple Big Fan"

[Intro: Raekwon the Chef]

(Can it be that it was all so simple then)
KnowhatI'msayin, take you on this lyrical high real quick
Nineteen ninety three exoticness
KnowhatI'msayin, let's get technical
Where's your bone at, get up on that shit aight
Yo!!

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

Pete Futek (sp?) sounded like a meatball caller.

Author:  Rod [ Sat Dec 10, 2011 10:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Jason Goff to Make Major Announcement About His Sexualit

sinicalypse wrote:
i mean like, i ain't condone it, but you can see how a motherfucker can be all drunk and high up in the club and make that "little mistake", you know what i'm sayin?


When I step out, strut down with my sugar
She'd best not talk like Barry White!

Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group
https://www.phpbb.com/