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Beardown

Post subject: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:40 am

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This is the story of Mike North and his fearless soldiers as they headed into the foreign land of internet radio to fight an enemy that they couldn't defeat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4VVTEMzj1E&feature=related

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:14 pm

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North: Da checks are bouncin'!!!! Hernandez is on da run!!!

Webio people: :shock:

Chet: What the hell is going on!!!!

Fred: Don't you die on me, George Ofman

Jesse: Oh my God!!!! Oh my God!!!!

Hood: I'm about to jump out of this helicopter like Weslie Snipes.

North: Abort!!!! Abort!!!!

Hoood: The fuck you mean abort? You're runnin' this motherfucker!!!! We all quit are jobs to follow your ass!!!

North: Oh. Yeah. Come over ta my house and I'ze cut you guys some checks. Don't blame me. I once bought baby formula for a producer.

Hood: Motherfucker!!!!

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:16 pm

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White People:

Black People:

Asians:

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:20 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

White People:

Black People:

Asians:

Any sane person who appreciates good comedy:

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:24 pm

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That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:26 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

Indeed. This year is starting off poorly for him...

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Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:26 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

Agreed.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:27 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

Indeed. This year is starting off poorly for him...

The North thing should be right in his wheelhouse....

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:28 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

That might be Beardown's worst play style post ever.

Indeed. This year is starting off poorly for him...

The North thing should be right in his wheelhouse....

Maybe it's just too easy. He doesn't really have to work hard to find an angle on this one, thus making him lazy. Maybe Bernsteins return on Thursday will help matters...

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:30 pm

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I know that Beardown was very good for a long time for this organization but I think it may be time to cut him and go in a different direction. It happens to all of them eventually. Everyone has a prime and then a steady decline.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:32 pm

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I think, out of respect, you'd ask him to restructure the remaing year or two of his contract. If that doesn't work, well....

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Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:50 pm

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Later on that day, at Pappy's house...

Mike: Ok guys, a grand for all of you.

Everybody except Hood: Thanks Pappy!!!! You're the best!!!!

Hood: Motherfucker!!!!

Bebe: Cookies and Milk, boys!!!!

Jesse: Yippy!!!! Yippy!!!!

Chet: Ya know, I knew Hernandez was a Mexican and I looked past it. But I'll bet you he's also a god damn J.e.w. We should have looked into that Pappy.

Hood: Hey, Chet, we all got wronged here but let's not be anti-semitic.

North: Shut up, you god damn black!!!! Chet is right. He probably is a J.ew.

Jesse: :lol:

Hood: The fuck you laughing at? You're Jewish, Jesse.

Jesse: Oh yeah. :cry:

Chet:

North:

Hood: Motherfuckers

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:53 pm

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It's........not getting any better. Why don't you go get some air...

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:56 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

It's........not getting any better. Why don't you go get some air...

He's in denial.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:57 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I think, out of respect, you'd ask him to restructure the remaing year or two of his contract. If that doesn't work, well....

Ask him to take on another role in the organization

Director of some bullshit

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:57 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Do you guys really read these "Plays" ?

Yes.

A high percentage of them are good.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 12:59 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Do you guys really read these "Plays" ?

Dan Bernstein wrote:

It's not for lack of effort. It's called being bad at posting fake dialogue.

If my Bernstein mult were still alive, he'd be runnin shit. There was so much material in 2011.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:02 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Do you also click on his links?

Never. Those have never been any good...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:07 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Do you guys really read these "Plays" ?

Yes.

A high percentage of them are good.

Serious? Maybe I'll take a gander at one some day.

KS before you do, just keep in mind who's saying they're good.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:10 pm

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The Beardown plays are funnier to parody than to actually read...

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:53 pm

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Everybody except Hood: What happens now, Pappy? What happens now?

North: I'm gonna go roll around in my money for a few days and then try to sucker somebody into giving me a TV show. We'll keep in touch. Good luck!!!

Hood: What happens between you and me?

North: Dare is no more you and me. We part ways never to see each other again.

Hood: Motherfucker!!!!!

North: Hit it BeBe (Shuts the door on Hood)

Bebe: Hits play...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH7JmqpEcWk

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:26 pm

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North: Well guys, dare is a lesson to be learned here. Any guesses?

Hood: Never trust a dumb, racist cracker when he pitches you a "get rich quick" scheme that makes no sense and is too good to be true?

Jesse: When things go bad, Bebe will always have milk an cookies for us?

Chet: Never trust a Mexican J.ew?

North: No. Everybody has dare Vietnam. Dats da lesson. Hood, yours was after da OJ trial when yours people rioted. Jesse, yours was at birth when you was born dumb. Chet, yours is when Bernstein discovered that you hated da J.ews and exposed it to Chicago. Well, dis was mine. We all have our vietnam.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:27 pm

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This is the end, right?

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:42 pm

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In all seriousness, I think Hood is the sadest part of it. C'mon. He's known all along that North is a racist dumb ass. Yet he fell for the "get rich quick" scheme when the salary was posed to him. Against his best judment, he followed a racist for what he thought was, at long last, his fame and fortune. That shows you the power and pull that North had.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:55 am

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Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:03 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

KS before you do, just keep in mind who's saying they're good.

You are far more biased on Beardown than I am.

I give honest assessments. I ripped him in this very thread.

Try again

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:04 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000.

Wasn't Hood one of the "Mini-Monsters"? Dat's a big fat black guy an' a skinny atletick white guy in case ya din't know. I invented dat.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:04 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

:lol:

The Beardown plays are funnier to parody than to actually read...

Depends on who is doing the parody.

But we've all laughed at Beardown's plays at one time or another...let us not rewrite history.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:10 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000.

Wasn't Hood one of the "Mini-Monsters"? Dat's a big fat black guy an' a skinny atletick white guy in case ya din't know. I invented dat.

You might be right there and I apologize for my mistake. However, I think Hood had already left the Score and was doing fill in at 1000, so there was no risk for him to try webio.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Mike North's Vietnam

Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:11 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hood didn't go to webio. His demise was due to his torpedoing of Telander and trashing of his bosses. He then went to ESPN1000.

Wasn't Hood one of the "Mini-Monsters"? Dat's a big fat black guy an' a skinny atletick white guy in case ya din't know. I invented dat.

You might be right there and I apologize for my mistake. However, I think Hood had already left the Score and was doing fill in at 1000, so there was no risk for him to try webio.

Correct.

And ESPN hired him back pretty quickly

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